Mercival @ Mercival @lemm.ee

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Have you ever lasted long enough, to find and defeat the final boss of customer support?

Lol, rose-scented shea butter, starch and baking soda deodorant all the way baby. You apply it once a day, twice at most, it moisturizes and nourishes your skin, lasts all day, there's no plastic and you get to laugh in the face of fragile masculinity.

They taste like formic acid pretty much

Once I take my evening pills, I literally stare into my phone until I drop dead.

It's really weird when you fall asleep with your phone in your hand, and your hand suddenly relaxes making the phone flop onto you waking you up.

I kinda have the inverse with anxiety.
I don't realize how incredibly anxious I am all the bloody time, until I have that brief rare window without it.

It's so odd to use that expression in Fahrenheit though. 70 is by definition just as likely as 130.

I went to a school where the admission requirement by law is IQ 130, and it's not like you'd see the kids as fundamentally different from you if you're within 1std of the mean (85-115, which is 68% of the population).

Ah yes.

Using the Celsius scale offset by ~273.15 must be the most galaxy brain shit I've ever seen.

My sibling in Satan, that's the backbone of the metric system. Nobody said anything about units.

Those sexy sexy parabolas

I can't fucking believe this is your main issue with this boomer-ass garbage.

Mysogyny, but make it diverse.

I'd always thought oranges were supposed to be red.

Wolfram Alpha is crying in binary for being abused like this.

Why'd you go and cut your finger, when you have perfectly good wrists and forearms?

Tbh, the GPU looks like the most nutritious and least processed foodstuff out of everything in the pic.

Is this a boss fight?

Depends. Some console games contain the entirety of the game. However oftentimes they still might require a system update to play, which won't be available forever.

So yeah, you don't really own anything.

TBH, I'd much prefer getting a Farmville request than most of the shit Facebook tries to shove down your throat as notifications these days.

(Random person you don't know, posted in a group you are in, some random weirdo also happened to comment on a thread you engaged with a week ago, 6 people you barely know responded to 6 events, you couldn't give a rat's ass about...)

I doubt it would tbh. It's more or less equivalent to Nintendo shutting down the eshop, or an MMO terminating its online service.

You do not own digital games, you own a license to use a service that may or may not be provided to you.

I mean, they were probably a kitten when they arrived at the beach, so no surprise there.

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE