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What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?

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  • Order online

    • There's a lot to be known about me by knowing who my exes are, what my favorite songs are to sing in the car, and my fast food orders.

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  • It's not to know their history, or their resume.

    It's for learning their essence.

    • Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?

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  • Oh, good one!

    • 10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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  • I'm at least a half hour, but it's because I'm escaping the kids.

    • People of Lemmy, what does your egg carton look like? No fair changing the setup for the picture.

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  • Chaotic good

    Hey you have a latcher over by the eggs! You can just cut the empty part off.

    • People of Lemmy, what does your egg carton look like? No fair changing the setup for the picture.

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  • So close! But pretty good balance!

    • "Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie?

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  • Ann Margaret. Yow!

    • "Airplane!" is the unofficial movie of Air Traffic Control. "Waiting..." is the unofficial movie of waiters. What should be Lemmy's unofficial movie?

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  • It's about Air Traffic Control, but I never heard it quoted to the degree that Airplane! was. Although that "Gimme a plane, I've got a hole" line got a lot of play. Die Hard 2 was quoted some too, "Rack 'em, stack 'em, and pack 'em!". But Airplane!?

    I know people who speak jive.

    • Variations on a theme

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  • Low heat, but if you're not cooking your scrambled eggs in butter, you're doing it wrong.

    • Actually right leaning communities?

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  • Go to patriots.win which is where members of "r/the_Donald" went when Reddit shut them down. Or just get xitter account.

    We sure as shit don't need any of that shit here.

    • LA protests live updates: Marines will be deployed in response to immigration protests

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  • I believe I'll get criticized for this, but here I go.

    Public protests need to disappear and go underground. The news won't report accurately, at least not in America, and protests are EXACTLY what Trump et.al. are wanting.

    Get out your Tor browsers everyone and get organized. We need leaders and a plan.

    • [Video] LA cops force their horses to run over protester

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  • You got to be fucking kidding me

    • What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?

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  • Perhaps that was transparent aluminum, and not glass.

    • Rep. Mary Miller loses it over 'a Muslim' speaking in Congress

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  • She 100% doesn't know that Muslims and Sikhs are different, and doesn't care.

    • Trump to Send National Guard to LA to Quell Immigration Protests: Live Updates

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  • Remember, three 100-person protests are better than one 300-person protest.

    • Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…

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  • Well well. Best offer I've had all day.

    • Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…

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  • OK, you win there. I do like my sweets treats.

    But what about a Choco Taco?

    • Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…

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  • I too, try not to watch shitty TV.

    The good stuff however, I do watch that.

    • Over 30 we no longer want to go out - we want to be left alone, with a beer/wine, a blanket, tv, and tacos…

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  • Hate tacos? I didn't think that existed!

    • What is a movie that "looks like" it would suck, but actually is well written and acted and a good time?

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  • Love love love Triangle. Maybe my favorite movie

    • Star Trek Social Club @startrek.website
    Melatonin @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Please advise on this conversation we had over on c/Piracy. Transporters and replicators, basic operating principles?
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    This video by Corridor Crew explains the LA fire situation really well. Plus all revenue from ads in it goes to charity benefiting victims of the fire so watch it on YouTube, yeah?
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    People who live in tubes at the bottom of the ocean (333 PSI)
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    After you blow your nose, do you look in the tissue?
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    No way a horse drew this...
    Food and Cooking @beehaw.org
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    Mmm
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    They said if I did it I'd go blind, so I just did it till I needed glasses.
    cats @lemmy.world
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    Why do cats yell "Nooooo!" the entire drive when you are taking them in the car? It's heartbreaking!
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    Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for...
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    Going Solo
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    You have to watch an ad, OR you can watch an ad so you don't have to watch an ad.
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    Since Pi is infinite and non-repeating, would that mean any finite sequence of non-repeating numbers should appear somewhere in Pi?
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    How can prostitution be arrestable? Other than an actual sting involving an officer, the exchange of money wouldn't be witnessed in almost all cases. So it's just two strangers having sex?
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    I need some good content for my YouTube (newpipe) account. I like tutorials on anything as long as they're clear, explanations of things as long as they're short (15-30 mins), and NOTHING Mr.Beast.
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    Memes are just Boilerplate humor.
    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Flies know best!
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    I have a Kindle, but it doesn't scroll and I'm a scroller. Anybody got an Android app that scrolls ebooks really well? Preferably open source and able to access the web (where my library resides)?
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    I feel like an instance that hasn't had anything posted in a week in pretty much dead. Do you have any rules like that?
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    IT'S DECEMBER!!! CHRISTMAS SONG LIST TIME!!!
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    The End of the World.