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Dolph is prime human

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  • He kisses himself in the mirror

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  • You did say that. I'm corrected.

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  • This is the way

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  • I'm a warrior, a poet, an entrepreneur. Who says I'm not?

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  • NDT is a pompous ass

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  • Nuh-uh.

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  • Scientist isn't a thing. It's like artist, a self-designation.

    • Chocolate chip is a great cookie, but only if it's melty. If it's crunchy, it's just an average cookie.

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  • I didn't say chewy

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  • Oof. Didn't know that

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  • Choice. A bold choice. Not a negative.

    • Alligator Auschwitz

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  • That's the price you pay for awesome neighbors. Get invited to the party next time.

    • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey horse." The horse says, "Buddy you read my mind."

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    • TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage

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  • Sugar does that too you know. Better and cheaper.

    • Alligator Auschwitz

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  • Shit. What the fuck. How in the fuck do people hate Hispanics? They're cool as fuck. The food, the music, the dancing.

    Work hard, play harder. I think these people are sick in the head, and just need to hate somebody.

    • TIL The ancient Romans created an artificial sweetener called "Sugar of Lead" by corroding lead in vinegar. It has a mildly sweet taste and also causes brain damage

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  • What makes you think it was for children?

    • Ahem, well well

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  • I did

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  • I've got tweets from the 80s

    • They Didn’t Have to Do This | By passing Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, congressional Republicans have talked themselves into an incomprehensibly reckless plan.

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  • You know the Rs negotiated who got to vote against, making sure it was no more than three.

    • J.D. Vance Dismisses Kicking Millions Off Medicaid: 'Minutiae'

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  • Barely anyone will die. Fuget about it

    Edit: /s

    • Keep going

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    What does "feeling some kinda way" mean? Is there another way of describing the feeling?
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    Gen Z
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    There are pop tarts but no mom tarts.
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    TIL: "A Boy and His Dog" (1975) was a little cult movie with BIG cultural impact. Fallout games, Mad Max, others
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    "[Hopefulness] is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion."'
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    Not me, but i know her
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    Gesundheit
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    What are your thoughts around the death of Larry Henderson and Ryan Hinton, and the actions of Rondney Hinton Jr.?
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    Look over there!
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