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MelastSB @ MelastSB @sh.itjust.works
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Woodspider [OC]

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  • I generally don't like spiders, but to make it worse this one even has spikes on it

    • Germany to make military 'the backbone' of Europe's defense

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  • I thought we skipped the first episode rerun to do a merged 2-episode special edition?

    • Texas Couple Allegedly Conned Black Community To The Tune of $10 Million

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    • shifty eyes

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  • I play Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40K, you bet your ass 4 dice sets aren't enough

    • Thousands of Palestinian Workers Have Gone Missing in Israel

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  • Preposterous, Israel doesn't have the rail infrastructure for summer camps

    • Sleep is for the weak

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  • An indescribable, madness-inducing amount of weirdly shaped coffee beans

    • Artificial Photosynthesis Advances: Turning Sunlight Into Fuel — Ultra Unlimited

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  • It's "sustainable" as in "we can keep producing methane even when oil fields are empty", not as in "methane does not produce greenhouse gases when burned"

    • slight update

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  • May 2024 : 2 meat storms fail

    January 2025: 3 meat storms fail

    • You just died. Instead of heaven and god(s), you wake up in a white room and an all-powerful sentient AI greets you with fascination and surprise. It says that you are the first... (read further)

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  • Ah yes, little Bobby Table

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • So ... a Pokemon?

    • Who Runs the Best U.S. Schools? It May Be the Defense Department.

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  • I didn't know the situation was so dire in the US that a bottle of coke was worse more than a public teacher's salary

    • Sick man of Europe

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  • THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

    • It is amazing how beautiful it can be when forged by its ancestral artisans.

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  • That's on its way

    • An American tourist is arrested for smashing ancient Roman statues at a museum in Israel

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  • The Panama canal made it an island, although it will be a poor defense against the theistic hordes

    • My neighbour's cat not allowing me to move

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  • He's pissed because OP tried to move

    • I've learned to appreciate it more and more as I've aged

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  • Blazing the midnight oil I see

    • Miscarriage jokes never get old

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  • Even funnier considering the stuff on his eyes are olives from a cocktail

    • Panama Canal reduces the maximum number of ships travelling the waterway to 31 per day

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  • It's to keep it out of the hands of Nestlé

    • The conservatives are worried about crossdressers and this exists... SMDH

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  • Oh I see, it's not the specs: it's what it eats

    • Do crocodile scientists know the answer?

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  • They move us