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The world reacts to Trump's sweeping tariffs: 'No basis in logic'

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  • You know what's fun? Cancelling stuff and citing the reason as 'tariff-related inflation'. It's too new and there is no response script yet, so customer service doesn't really argue.

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  • Dig two graves Ms. Bondi.

    • If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom?

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  • Yep.

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  • Start burning insurance agencies (at night, we're not monsters) and Teslas. Make it cost them more to be shitty.

    • I'm old

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  • Yeah, but those things burned out if you got them too wet.

    • If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare so I can talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids it won't be funny.

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  • LOL, fucking try to get a stationary AI to run a classroom. Hey AI Teacher, three kids just left to meet up for a fuck and fight club in the bathroom. Fix it.

    • how do they decide where to put bus stops?

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  • A fellow Lemming of science, I see. Respect.

    • Trump orders 30 federal agencies to trash union contracts now

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  • Okay then. Time to go to the garage and get out my baseball bat.

    • how do they decide where to put bus stops?

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  • Probably put them where the people are standing around in the morning.

    • Which is the cheapest way to manage my body after death ...

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  • Don't? It won't be financially great for whoever has to deal with it, but it will cost you $0.

    • How screwed are you?

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  • Off to Azeroth? Could be okay ...

    • Chuck Schumer Forced to Postpone Book Tour After Turning on Dems in Funding Vote Prompts 'Security Concerns'

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  • Good. Hope someone kills him on his book tour. Fucking traitor.

    • German defense giant Rheinmetall may take over VW factory to make tanks

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  • Well, that's only fair. They get to be on in the Allies this time around. We (the US) are going to have to work with ... wait, Italy already dumped us. So, Japan? Can we bring back Imperial Japan for our side?

    • How did you get your job?

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  • I did a phone interview at 11 am and told them I needed a determination by 3 pm. They hired me at 1 pm. I don't know why I did that, and I don't know why it worked, but here I am.

    • You have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?

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  • I support this one.

    • Is it a pattern that most of Zendaya's haters are right-wing or is it just a coincidence?

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  • That's how racism, sexism, and politics align.

    • Diplomacy dies on live TV as Trump and Vance gang up to bully Ukraine leader

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  • Correct. It is 100% illegal to call for the sudden and violent death of Trump and Vance, even if you think that they are white trash traitors who would, in fact, be better off dead.

    • Donald Trump named in Jeffrey Epstein flight logs released by his own attorney general

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  • Well, yeah. He's a rapist. Epstein ran the Disneyworld equivalent of rape attractions. If you're good at football, you go to the Superbowl. If you're good at violence, you go to prison. Trump is good at rape. Of course Trump went to Rapeworld.

    • 'The Daily Show' accepts Musk's terms for interview with Stewart: 'We'd be delighted'

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  • Seriously. I honestly hope that this is the outcome.

    • Three buses explode in Tel Aviv in 'suspected terror attack'

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  • I am pro, unless the citizenry is actively revolting against their corrupt government. Complacent people are complicit people.