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Mediocre_Bard @ Mediocre_Bard @lemmy.world
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To whom it may concern

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  • We can do that?

    Do I just take it to the post office?

    • If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?

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  • I'm doing pretty good then. Where I live has been so historically abundant in resources that people were able to just sort of vibe.

    I would also establish a calendar, convey it to the locals, and warn them of what is to come along with a timeline.

    • Choose a number, 1-5!

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    1. Every other choice is wrong.

    • Should naming your children stupid names be illegal?

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  • Yes.

    • What's the point in getting married?

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  • As one who eloped and had a reception party, this this is the way. We just celebrated 18 years.

    • Jeffrey Goldberg: Trump to meet with Atlantic editor from Signal leak

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  • High Risk, No Reward.

    • I LOVE POTATO SALAD

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  • Is that a real person or a doll?

    • 'Andrew Tate phenomena' surges in schools - with boys refusing to talk to female teacher

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  • I mean, I've worked as a teacher for eleven years and I don't know a single person who doesn't think that social media contributed to declining behavior standards. When I say, 'a single person', I am referring to other teachers or administrators. I am not using hyperbole. Nobody thinks it is good, everyone thinks it's bad, and every year we tighten the noose.

    This is across three school districts and nine grade levels.

    • Do you use your blinker in a car?

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  • 100% I use that bitch in parking lots.

    • Straight people, do you know what the Grindr notification sound is?

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  • Put everything on silent and non-vibrate. Disable any sort of blinky or flashy light that seeks your attention. Abandon civilization brother. Be free.

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  • Dude likes fucking kids and this kid likes getting fucked. Your dad's a creep and you should cut him out. What happens if you ever have children of your own? Playdates with grandpa and his latest 16-year-old whatever?

    • As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?

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  • If you're not brown, then you'll be fine.

    • We have a civic duty to pay our taxes.

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  • We also have a civic duty to vote, thereby ensuring that our taxes are spent in accordance with our believes and values.

    • How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?

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  • If everyone keeps practicing, pretty good I suppose.

    • China Just Turned Off U.S. Supplies Of Minerals Critical For Defense & Cleantech

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  • Shocking. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

    • Should visitors to a country (tourist / visa-holders / people staying temporarily) have the right to criticize the government?/When should an immigrant have the right to criticize the government?

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  • I think that you should follow local norms. If you're in the US, go for it. If you're in Saudi Arabia, maybe keep that shit in your head.

    • Which actor did not have a single bad film?

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  • The whole bee thing felt forced.

    • gross either way, but do friends actually talk like this or would this be from people who are dating or something?

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  • LOL

    (I have a dick and balls btw)

    What is happening in here?

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  • In general, switch the question to, "What's new in the world?"

    • The world reacts to Trump's sweeping tariffs: 'No basis in logic'

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  • You know what's fun? Cancelling stuff and citing the reason as 'tariff-related inflation'. It's too new and there is no response script yet, so customer service doesn't really argue.