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Mediocre_Bard @ Mediocre_Bard @lemmy.world
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How do you HOPE you will die?

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  • Soon.

    • How time flies

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  • That's some battery life on that phone.

    • Your meal has been delivered

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  • I mean, at least it will keep fresh in that time rift.

    • Missouri Rejects Rape Exceptions, Senator Says Forced Birth Can Be ‘the Greatest Healing Agent’

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  • This is how you get increased suicides and abandoned infants.

    • Investigators will try to find out why a private jet crashed onto a Florida interstate and killed 2

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  • It went too low.

    • My pick is Rubberband Man by The Spinners.

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  • Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley

    • New Mexico: Failed election candidate paid me to shoot officials, gunman says

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  • Redneck John Oliver.

    • 13-year-old boy fatally shot man whose leg was blocking aisle of bus, Denver police say

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  • I bet the rest of the people on the bus learned some fucking etiquette that day.

    • When someone says "kiss my ass" does it refer to the hole or the cheek?

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  • Yep.

    • Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

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    • Job hunting morale

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  • Yeah. My comment was shitty and didn't really add to the conversation.

    • California man Marcus Eriz found guilty of killing 6-year-old boy Aiden Leos in road rage incident

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  • Didn't they break a window with a rock?

    • Job hunting morale

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  • The fuck are you applying for? I'm in education and I got my current position by cold-calling the department head and saying that I was interested, but only for three hours.

    I was pushed forward to hire in 1.

    • Reblog if youre american

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  • Being able to turn the end of my dick into a water balloon is all the substantive utility I require, sir.

    • Reblog if youre american

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  • Could you still fuck a general? Asking for a hoplite.

    • Chicken soup

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  • Asshole

    • So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

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  • That is such a good movie.

    • Mum urges vaccine push and shares how son died after catching measles

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  • Fucked around, found out, and killed an innocent kid.

    • DOJ: Ex-IRS employee who leaked Trump's tax returns intentionally got job to disclose records

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  • Good. Fuck Trump.

    • I got a sizeable raise and am now officially making low six figures and have no one to share my good news with

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  • You earned this. Well done.