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“Israel has the right to exist”

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  • Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with "Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians."

    • if jupiter gained enough mass to trigger fusion and ignite into a star...

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  • Yeah ... we did accidentally nuke that planet. Our bad.

    • Biden admits to taking drugs before the debate.

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  • When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

    • Oklahoma schools head Ryan Walters: Teachers who won't teach Bible could lose license

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  • Can I teach ANY part of the bible?

    • caturday

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  • God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.

    • What are your plans for when the Milky Way galaxy collides with Andromeda?

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  • I updooted both of you.

    • First Presidential Debate Megapost!

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  • Nah man. This is really bad.

    • What's the most likely end of mankind and our world as we know it?

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  • Man-erkind?

    • What's the most likely end of mankind and our world as we know it?

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  • And my prediction is you're gon' probably fall, Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall.

    • Paris Hilton testifies to Congress on being ‘sexually abused and force-fed meds’

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  • Is this Lemmy's most despised post?

    It obviously didn't slow down her clubbing.

    -@SnausagesinaBlanket

    • Death toll at Hajj pilgrimage rises to 1,300 amid scorching temperatures

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  • It's what Muhammad would have wanted.

    Edit: Amusingly, explaining the search results for "Rule 34 Muhammad" to my 10-year-old daughter was less awkward than I anticipated.

    • Utah's bathroom snitch line hasn't found one legitimate complaint out of 12,000

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  • I've been in the men's, had a women walk in and enter a stall, and didn't give a fuck. We're both adults. She either made a mistake or didn't want to wait. Either way, it did not impact me.

    • Is someone safe if they report income from illegal means to the IRS?

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  • Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its FMV in your income in the year you steal it, unless in the same year you return it to its rightful owner.

    So, if I get it back do I then get a tax credit?

    • Huge telehealth fraud indictment may wreak havoc for Adderall users, CDC warns

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  • I just appreciate that they waited until summer vacation so that most schools won't get fucked.

    • Have you ever been punched in the face as an adult? What's the story?

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  • I work with aggressive teenagers, so once or twice a year.

    • Questions raised over Trump profiting off his Secret Service detail while he campaigns

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  • And the consequence is?

    • Putin starts tactical nuke drills near Ukraine

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  • Just do it already.

    • What animals do you dislike for unusual reasons and why?

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  • Yeah, that was decades ago. I'm medicated and in a much better place now.

    • What animals do you dislike for unusual reasons and why?

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  • Airedale Terrier. I tried to fuck one during a psychotic episode.

    • selling drugs is illegal

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  • I'm just happy they're doing okay.