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What's the funniest or wildest epiphany you've had while drunk, high or otherwise intoxicated?

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  • Janeway?

    • Russia cut off its troops from Discord, the video gaming comms tool they use to coordinate attacks in Ukraine

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  • *Second best army in Ukraine.

    • If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?

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  • It's more an intelligence thing.

    • Steam has now reached 38 million concurrent users

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  • To think that we have lived so long.

    • Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?

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  • Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.

    • ‘I’m a black NAZI!’: NC GOP nominee for governor made dozens of disturbing comments on porn forum

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  • Isn't this Kanye under a different name?

    • MAGA Republicans pass new election rules in Georgia that could rig the state for Trump

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  • In this political climate? This close to an election? Better to let the people decide. /s

    • Young women are more liberal than they’ve been in decades, a Gallup analysis finds

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  • Explain please.

    • How many pairs of sunglasses do you think you've owned in your lifetime?

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  • Why would you have to think about this? Just activate the tism and count them up.

    12, if you count transition lenses that I have now.

    • We are not the same

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  • Probably a third location, just to be safe.

    • School Monitoring Software Sacrifices Student Privacy for Unproven Promises of Safety.

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  • No idea. I just work there. Sometimes the computer goes ding and we call in people to haul off a kid. /s

    Seriously though, from the teacher-side it is called Class Policy, but I don't think that is the system that monitors and flags.

    • We are not the same

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  • Yeah, I wrote that poorly. I'm going to leave it as a warning to future generations.

    • The worst place in the galaxy

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    • What movie did you watch as I kid which you shouldn't have?

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  • My parents told me that I could watch any movie in theatres for my 13th birthday. I didn't know anything about it and picked The Devil's Advocate. They took me, my older brother, and my two younger brothers.

    On the way home they yelled at me for picking an inappropriate movie.

    • We are not the same

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  • No, you don't. That's the point of piracy. Corporations extract every bit of wealth from the consumer class to the point that they don't even notice piracy, other than to decry it as a great evil. Nobody is going out of business.

    When it comes to corporations, steal everything.

    • Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands With AI, Then Making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots

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  • If he had been using the streams to train new AI bands, then that's just using resources to develop a product.

    • What is the most severe case of brainwashing you have seen?

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  • You're not supposed to reveal that until 2025.

    • Regain Control in my ass

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  • I’ve seen that video.

    • How many squirrels do you think you could take in a fight to the death?

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  • All of them. I think that I could take all of them.

    • Regain Control in my ass

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  • When I Come Around in my ass.