MechanicalJester @ MechanicalJester @lemm.ee

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See now. It's funny that you say that because George actually had raised 43.7 million in campaign funds by selling specifically chocolate bars. Unfortunately, just as he was taking the money to the bank, he was robbed by a traveling band of Jewish Nazi members of Hezbollah sent by Joe Biden.

throws a Timex at you What a weird request. Now what? What?

Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

We only send the death row frogs to classrooms. They know what they did, and they deserve it.

Frogs are wonderful! You'd say Frogs are helpful! You'd exclaim

Well you know why they're all so fucking nice? Because the bad ones answer to US, The International Law Enforcin Frog Clobberers

You're welcome!

Look look look as a home owner with a mortgage, I think you're looking at this all wrong.

You should be furious and demanding correction French style.

It's super wrong and political action is desperately needed

Guys I tell you what I don't see what the fuss was I totally looked right at the eclipse and I am fine...

Because it was very cloudy and dark. And then the eclipse happened and it was still dark.

I've never had a lick of problem with the barred owls. The northern spotted owls look rather similar really. They also interbreed.

I hate this owl murdering nonsense. Why are we funding this?

Moderate? He brags about overturning Roe V Wade constantly!

I said stop it I'm not taking your picture!

Hope they never need to put out fires using planes dropping dihydrogen monoxide

Yes yes single threaded execution etc but now we just build a crap ton more and keep increasing the computational throughput per watt etc.

We've moved massive calculations into GPUs and thus in terms computational capabilities it holds up.

I mean check this out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FLOPS

The geometric growth is real. Moore's law was just one way to explain it.

Moore's law predicts that compared to 1980, computers in 2040 would be a BILLION times faster.

Also that compared to 1994 computers, the ones rolling out now are a MILLION times faster.

A cheap Raspberry PI would easily be able to handle the computational workload of a room full of equipment in 1984.

What would have taken a million years to calculate in 1984 would theoretically take 131 hours today and 29 seconds in 2044...

You know? I literally figured that out a minute before I saw your reply. And I rolled my eyes at myself.

That makes sense. Silly me

Cheers

Ideally your estimates would just be complexity points. And those estimates would go on on the stories in Jira/Azure Dev Ops / wherever

And honestly the team should meet up and discuss the estimates

I don't understand your statement. The Mythical Man Month teaches exactly that lesson of more bodies != Faster in many cases.

How long to build the site with 1 full stack dev? 1.5 years.

How long with an existing high performance team of 5? 2 months.

How long if you hire 4 plus the one original (all qualified)? 1 to 1.5 years.

How long if we hire 30 full stack devs? Maybe never.

Good ones are pretty rare and good program managers are even rarer.

What they should do, and what most actually do, are different things.

Project managers must be great with humans and communication. If they are not, then they just can't be effective.

If the timing is critical then the only reasonable solution is to cut scope and features until it fits.

The triangle isn't a rubbery floppy thing, it is iron!

Geez... Project managers are forbidden from making work estimates- they only get to collect them.

They don't get to argue estimates either. They can ask questions to gain understanding but the estimates are the estimates.

Wearing an architect or chief engineer hat is sometimes more fun because you get to call bullshit on dumb estimates like "4 to 5 weeks to model a table with 7 fields, with 2 of them being PK, FK" like GTFO we can model it in the next 5 minutes if I talk slowly.

Sad but true. Been working a long time? Well in that case it will be a whole new hobby because you've, like, done stuff.

People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh