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  • Batman rubs out another one of the Jokers boners. Unfortunately his boner was a trick and it turns into a sticky situation for our caped crusader. Tune in next week kids!

  • Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

  • Creole style "Holy Trinity" is onions, bell pepper, and celery. My first big recipe book was by Chef Prudhomme, cooked a lot of things in that book. Almost all of them started out with sauteing those veggies and than making a roux, Cajun napalm.

    As a guy who was limited on cookware. Everything ends up in a big ass pot was very appealing.

  • Oh yeah plants? Eat my ass!
    \ Wipes ass with toilet paper

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  • Just goon forever

  • That homeless man turns out was Elon Musk. He was inspired by what happened to steal even more.

  • Plot twist the asteroid is made of copper.

  • DEI

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  • John Fetterman

  • Getting high and playing on modded Tribes servers was a certain form of Zen for me.

  • For me "slow mornings" means I get to take my time as I poop, shower, and then enjoy a cup of coffee in absolute silence. Before my day is ruined by my kids fighting or asking me for things.

  • I'd usually leave and not bother waking them up.

    Usually we were all hung over or stayed awake all night anyways and just rolled into some breakfast joint looking like homeless tweakers.

  • Personally I come from a long line of hairy fuckers. Clean shaven is not an option because it literally grows back in less than a day. Plus I like the beard had it for decades.

    As hairy as my face is, I'm thankful I didn't get the hairy back gene. My legs, chest and ass though, I'm kind of like a satyr without hooves.

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  • ".... it's time to go to distant lands...."

  • Thanks, this really fucked with me when I tried to scroll past.

    Like when you are backing up your car and the car next to you starts going forward.