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  • That's Woody Allen and he either married or is in a romantic relationship with his daughter.

  • Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

  • Let the poop dry on your butthole and then brush it off like your ancestors did for millennia.

  • Reading this on my Apple Watch, while riding my Hoverboard, watching Bio-Dome in the background, and eating a wet-ass Arby's sandwich I smashed into a quesadilla in my Quesadilla Maker... I can't wait until it rockets through my intestines so I can use my Dude Wipes! 😎

  • Really going hard on this laundry analogy. I feel like there's a story here, maybe you're a frustrated parent?

    Also, bookmarks ftw.

  • Show us the other 3 sides of the pyramid!

  • They always gave them away for free, so I guess never?

  • Jerbil gang rise up!

  • Me too!

    Like right now you're feeling insincere, conceited, and slightly jovial.

  • I want old features and less. 😞

    (I'm still switching to Linux.)

  • Hopefully 4 won't be an epic exclusive at launch.

  • 60% of the time, it works every time!