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  • I was thinking it is parody. The whole thing is management consultant speak. But honestly, I can't tell any more. So much that would have been obvious parody in the 80s and 90s, are in fact serious today. Regardless, software architecture is really not that different from hard engineering. There are designs that work, and designs that don't, business culture be damned.

    This comes across as more of "fuck you, build it the way we feel it should be built" even though they have no fucking clue of the difference between a singleton and strategy, or SOLID and DRY. It is like a senator telling a Pratt and Whitney engineer the F-35 must be able to take a 90 degree turn at mach 3. Totally fucking ludicrous!

  • I got screwed too, because we have a child. If he has one, he is screwed until the kid finishes college or is 25 yo.

    He also pays in full even if he has 50% custody. Here in america, woman good man bad.

  • Son, i have some bad news. Are you sitting? Ok. She migjt keep coming at you for money, and she might take you to court repeatedly with disruptive claims. The court will not care, and will not penalize her for frivolous claims. She might find a judge who will give her what she wants.

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

  • This reminds me of the times i and my friend had deep philospohical discussions... at 2am. During a weekend party, while drunk, in highschool.

    Anyway, don't go down any rabbit holes in which you can't see the bottom. Walk away. While whistling, if it helps.

  • Over the years this has become more invasive. We didn't have to hand over our I'd for scanning potentially into a permanent record to do things. A quick proof of age was all people cared about for those things inappropriate for minors.

    It's illegal to ask for your SSN, yet it happens all the time and we have no recourse if we refuse.

    We're being desensitized to the invasion of privacy to the point we don't care any more. I think that is the goal. Death by 1000 pricks.

  • Wait! The darling of the conspiracy theory wingnut flat earther, pizzagate crowd is pushing government certified identification requirements???

    We have found the number of the beast, and it is X (and the neurochip he's pushing)

  • Currently, I am not living this hell. But I gotta tell you, you are supporting a pipe dream.

    Literally, if I cannot describe a direct benefit to the so-called end user it won't even be looked at. The development and engineering team are unimportant. The first part I was told directly, the second part was implicit.

    Most corporate environments use scrum or agile as ceremony - decorations to make everybody think they're doing something better than what they're really doing. Then when it fails, they can go back to what they were really doing and claim agile was just a fad.

  • I earned certification in the early days. "Scrum Master" was supposed to be a team member who took on the role of interacting with external stakeholders, and help the team organize the work.

    The scrum master protects the team from interruptions and un-scheduled work and facilitates planning meetings.

    More recent iterations minimized the Scrum Master as a first class role. Scrum Manager sounds like a new role the process.

    I did a search, came up with this gem.

    All the other search results did not have "scrum manager", and the end of the video indicates this is not an official role in Scrum, but a term used for managers who are all in on the values of the scrum process.

  • There are many ways to install software on linux. Usually the distribution package manager will install things flawlessly with no extra work.

    FlatPack, AppImage and Snap are all becoming common now. Most the time if you find yourself downloading a package from website, you might find it already on an app store.

    Ubuntu's/Gnome's store app can look up ubuntu's snap and traditional repository, and public flatpack.

    When you're setting up more advanced system tools, you will always have to tweak something. You're taking on a system administrator role in your own organization.