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Masamune @ Masamune @lemmy.world
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Children is bugs

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  • Time to bug out of this relationship.

    • In the 90s, it was the law that your entire family had to wear matching flag shirts on July 4th.

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  • Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • What food can or has given you the ick.

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  • Shrimp.

    A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can't even.

    • Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist?

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  • Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there's a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

    • is this employee in the room with us right now?

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  • If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.

    • Rule

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  • Yes, it's OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.

    • Do you recognise any usernames on Lemmy?

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    • DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Funds

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  • Biden drew up this storm path on a map...WITH A SHARPIE

    • Raspberry Pi launches its IPO

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  • That's the spirit!

    • How long would it take to travel 80 miles in a car travelling 80 miles per hour?

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  • Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.

    • Raspberry Pi launches its IPO

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  • The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

    • Casper Van Dien is loving the Starship Troopers renaissance but still finds it mind-boggling some take it at face value

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  • "It's a moo point. Like a cow's opinion, you know, it just doesn't matter."

    • Tesla CEO Elon Musk could leave if $56 billion pay package not approved, shareholders warned

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  • Elon, sometime soon: "I've got a great idea! We're renaming Tesla to 'E'! Let's go, bros!"

    • I don't know what this sport is called, but it looks fun

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  • Soapscotch?

    • Trump Says Supreme Court Should Bail Him Out of Criminal Conviction

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  • Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

    • New York governor to launch bill banning smartphones in schools

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  • I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn't think about the parent side. "Sorry Karen, that's the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!"

    • You should always at least double it

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  • Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called "death by garlic". It's the only time I've cooked something and though, "ok, this is a good amount of garlic!".

    • Windows 10 is EOL in October 2025

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  • October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn't anyone tell me about this before!?!

    • Nintendo Switch Is Removing Integration for X, Formerly Twitter

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  • Someone recently told me they bought a "vintage truck". I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60's or so....but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

    • Birds of a feather

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  • That's a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?