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Malgas @ Malgas @beehaw.org
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New Quadrant? New Rules

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  • Janeway: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Tuvok?

    Tuvok: sigh Sexlexia…

    • Fire at Will!!

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  • Do not fire at Will, he is my second mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!

    —Don Carnage, Talespin

    • Love at first sight

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  • It's too late, he's already seen everything.

    • France rule

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  • You're thinking of beef Wellington.

    Stroganoff is beef (and sometimes mushrooms) in a sour cream based sauce. And I'm pretty sure it's Russian.

    • it does

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    • Btw, I'm..

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  • Is that higher or lower than Level 5 veganism?

    • I'd just like to have the option to battle the covenant on my commute, you know?

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  • I mean, what is even the point of driving a warthog if you can't blast the Halo theme?

    • Can they even track pirated installs ?

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  • Is it just me, or does "we have a proprietary data model that calculates..." sound an awful lot like "we have no actual method of tracking that"?

    • Potential breaking change due to inclusion of timezone data

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  • It's not just potential; Beehaw is currently inaccessible through Connect (or Jerboa, FWIW) due to this change.

    • A guide to figure out if you're watching scifi or fantasy:

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  • Corrollary: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

    • Linux Rules

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  • Linux will also stop regular users from breaking the system.

    If you're family tech support, making them superusers is probably a mistake.

    • Links in spoilers don't work

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  • I can't read spoilers at all. They are white on white when revealed.

    • Male vs female gaze rule

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  • Aliens in an Oglaf comic?

    • Fantasy? Meet future

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  • IMO Ferengi are gnomes.

    • The rule of january 1st

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  • Many people have been confused or surprised by the sight of my unclothed body.

    Damn, online quiz, why you gotta come at me like that?

    • You get a tax break! You get a tax break! You all get a tax break!

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  • Not just multimillionaire, centimillionaire 8 times over

    Just because I spent entirely too long trying to figure out which one you were saying only had $80k: I think you meant hectomillionaire.

    • Bardcore

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  • Also basically everything by Hildegard von Blingin' on YouTube.

    • Ruleionaire

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  • Obligatory: 'lawful' alignment doesn't necessarily entail not committing crimes, only adherence to some sort of code.

    But yes, Trump doesn't do that, either.

    • Appreciation post

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    • Ukraine designates PepsiCo, Mars as 'international war sponsors'

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  • They did also have the sixth largest naval fleet in the world for a brief period in 1989.

    As a direct result of trading with Russia, even.