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MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca
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me an ineffectual: crustacean

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  • CRAB

    • B.C.'s minimum wage to increase to $17.85 from $17.40 on June 1

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  • Poverty was solved once and for all!

    • King Charles praises ‘strong and free’ Canada in parliament opening

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  • Opening up the constitution with all the crazy political nonsense going on right now (aka fascism) is a bad call.

    • Me, currently catless, watching all of you:

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  • How are they all together? My two cats have disagreements sometimes about who gets the prime sunshine spots (even when the space is large enough for both). So I'd be curious about the dynamic for 19 living in one spot.

    • what's the word for a leg elbow?

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  • Why, the kneepit of course!

    • what's the word for a leg elbow?

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  • No officer, it's "hi, how are you?"

    • I'm psyched for this

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  • All oppression is intolerant, not all intolerance is oppressive.

    • first

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  • Jokes on you, I've been Stockholm syndromed to love this meme after seeing it so many times.

    • We're good, thanks.

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  • More like Nope-abinia.

    • "Grief" (Art by Clueless Hero)

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  • Thanks, not sure why but that word was sounding weird in my head as I typed it.

    • would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world?

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  • My manwich!

    • Do you tag people in Lemmy?

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  • thinks the moon landing is fake

    Everyone knows the government asked Stanley Kubrick to fake the landing, but he's so dedicated to getting the most out of his actors that he build a real rocket and sent them to the moon.

    • would you rather retire or cryogenically freeze yourself to see a new world?

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  • Neither, I want to have my brain scan put into a robot and live forever. Or exchange body parts for robot replacements till I'm a robot ship of Theseus.

    If you can beat 'em, join 'em!

    • "Grief" (Art by Clueless Hero)

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  • Do you have any nemesis? Nemesises? Nemesi?

    Whatever, enemies? It's much more satisfying to have your remains shot out of a cannon at someone you hate, than just all willy nilly like.

    • "Just a happy little accident"

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  • Elves just chilling in this hidden city.

    Morgoth: "and I took that personally".

    • hurts less than getting eaten by a coyote

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  • It always amuses me when people comment on how cuddly, friendly, and playful my cats are. Turns out when you love, care, and more importantly play with a pet it shows reciprocal kindness.

    • And this slide is about how parents would love to see their child again

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  • I always wanted to play a traveling salesman who offers discount ressurections and speaking to people's loved ones, but really is just a necromancer. Really sleeze it up, you know?

    Edit: "Why are you an adventurer?"

    looks behind themselves to a trail of pissed off villages

    "For the new opportunities of course!"

    • What was sexual education like for you?

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  • Hedge porn? What is that?

    • What was sexual education like for you?

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  • IED

    Uhh?

    • What's your favorite anime? Only tell us by quoting it and seeing if we can guess

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  • It's over 9000!