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MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca
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Bilingual people, when you were/if you are in school, did/do you ever talk to someone who speaks your language in that language so that the teachers won’t understand?

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    • How much of my sleep debt do I need to pay off?

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  • From personal experience there is interest to pay on sleep debt unfortunately. You can't pay it off all in one night either, it takes a couple good sleeps to fully recover.

    • Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?

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  • Like a true hobbit should be.

    • fck yea

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  • The chosen one!

    • "reaching out"

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  • My orange demon would like to say a few words.

    • What is the weirdest argument you’ve overheard?

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  • "I have an open backdoor policy" - op's neighbour.

    • i have a connection in Malta and the syndicate can deliver the eggs at 7cents each

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  • Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

    • 🎵 🎶 🎵

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  • Much easier to catch a rock, they're very slow compared to most animals.

    • what is the actual name of this type of „logic”?

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  • Dogs are dangerous though, that's the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It's the silent killer.

    • What meme (format) should make a comeback?

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  • Why not Zoidberg?

    • Doctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?

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  • :D

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    • Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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  • You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?

    • What are the most rule-breaking (non-violent) acts you've committed? (either as laws of a country/state/ city ordinance Or rules of a community, school, workplace, website, etc)

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  • That's better than that one asshole who kept putting gasoline in my pisstank!

    • Is anyone planning on doing anything about trump creating a concentration camp at guantanamo bay?

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  • In the presidential campaign, when Trump said he would help out the average person, yet he filled his cabinet with nazi billionaires. I mean, what are we to believe, a criminal is held accountable, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?

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  • Outto battle.

    • What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?

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  • Worser cast scenario.

    • What mis-stated phrases or words do you feel still need to be corrected (online or in person) in 2025?

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  • Irregardless.

    Without regardless

    Without without regard

    With regard

    I'm going to end my emails with irregardless and see what happens. What's the worst that can happen?

    "Irregardless, MajorMajormajormajor."

    • Humans now give birth by laying an egg, it still takes 9 months to hatch, how is society now different?

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  • Hell, even just lost babies. Where did I put that thing again?

    • What's a movie that you were probably "too young" to see, when you first watched it, but you're glad you did?

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  • They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

    • What's a movie that you were probably "too young" to see, when you first watched it, but you're glad you did?

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  • That nightmare really tied the room together, man.