MajorMajormajormajor @ MajorMajormajormajor @lemmy.ca

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Crazy thought, why don't the people all collectively pay a portion of what they make, and they use that money to build infrastructure and energy projects? We can call it takes, because it takes all of us to fund. Yeah...

Don't ask, just smell.

Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they're done.

Stares in motherfucker

1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:

"Hold me beer!"

"Why do they have to call me ugly?" - Oedipus the Predator.

Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!

How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming "America!", then?

Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don't they have two doors in series, airlock style?

Nah, bro still has a goose egg from his last apple.

That's just what an autistic bot would comment!

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Your particular brand of invisible sky wizard is different from my particular brand of invisible sky wizard. Die heretic!

OH YEAH!

Side effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.

Yes.

Sam rocking some mighty mitts.

Catch of the day is my favourite.

The incest didn't bother me

Uh...

Absolutely (nothin) uh-huh, uh-huh

(War) h'uh

Yeah!

(What is it Cat 4)