That's not a teaspoon. I didn't say you couldn_t measure arbritrary amounts of stuff, just eyeballing a 16th of a teaspoon is not something you can do accurately
It's great fun but not a lot of endgame content. Once you have solve the water cycle you basically solved the map and there's not much happening after that
Maybe add some lubricant? Something like chain grease for bikes should work fine and keep the wood from eroding. Just check how it interacts with plastic or it might eat your mount point instead :D
Lol, and it's not even our leftest party :D
Good choice though