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Y-10K

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  • The Y9999.999999871K bug

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  • Then your only challenge will be converting to and from human-friendly formats and cleansing user input. Easy.

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  • I asked ChatGPT for some potential solutions to the Y10K issue. I particularly enjoyed this suggestion:

    Plan for Y10K Early: Build flexible and extensible systems now, with modular design to incorporate future changes seamlessly.

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  • It's what happens when James uses the good dining forks to unjam the cupboard door again.

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  • Well, that was certainly the peak of human artistic achievement.

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  • Imagine thinking that’ll be the biggest date-related computing problem for a galactic society.

    If you really want to make programmers despair, point out:

    • massive variations in day, month and year lengths on different worlds.
    • some worlds may not have “months” (no moons, or many moons).
    • ambiguous definition of “year” for multi-star systems.
    • days may be longer than years (hello Venus).
    • communication latency across interstellar distances.
    • tine dilation.

    • This is infininitivelivy worse

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  • Google isn’t a search engine any more. It stopped being that some years ago.

    Now it’s more accurately described as a shitty content feed that can be weakly filtered using key words.

    • Trump transition team has fleshed out its plan to destroy the US EV market

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  • Standard conservative mindset. Swimming against the tide.

    They might slow things, but the inevitable progress of technology plus equally inevitable increase in gas prices over time will shift the market to EVs anyway.

    • Executive 'hit lists' and wanted posters: NYPD warns about threats to executives

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  • And if if they don’t shoot you, odds are they’ll do fuck all with your case.

    • LPGA and USGA to require players to be assigned female at birth or transition before male puberty

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  • Cool. Now we just need to allow people to transition before puberty, and we’re all sorted.

    • What do you call upside-down loaf position?

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  • Gin trap.

    • Bernie Sanders doubles down that people are ‘angry’ with Dems after Pelosi said she didn’t ‘respect’ his remarks

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  • Oh there’ll be elections. Just like Russia has elections, and Cuba.

    • Pro-Trump Counties Vote to Secede from Illinois, Form New Red State

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  • Then California splits into 20 states.

    • Georgia Republican Slams Elon Musk Over Wildly Fake Election Video

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  • Puny god.

    • Your pets are pissed!

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  • I just adjust feeding time by one hour. Easier for me to switch than my pets.

    • A first look at Apple’s redesigned Mac Mini and its other new Macs

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  • No, just bored by lazy trolling.

    • New Zealand: Minister slams misogynistic 'armchair admirals'

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  • Judith Collin’s is a truly awful person, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    • UNICEF: Over 370 million girls have faced sexual violence

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  • Boys are also targeted, UNICEF reported. About one in 11, or between 240 million to 310 million, boys experience rape or sexual assault during their childhood.

    I suppose I should be grateful they got mentioned at all.

    • Millions of Christians not planning to vote this November, could shape election: Study

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  • Not really, if you look at the history of Christianity, they’re right on brand. You’re just accustomed to an odd kind of “Christianity-lite” that manifested over the past century of so, mostly to keep the religion alive as it risked being left in the dust by social progress.