MacN'Cheezus @ MacNCheezus @lemmy.today

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Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn

This IS what taking care of yourself looks like.

So, just half to death then?

I’ve seen this meme several times and the premise is so dumb but the picture still makes me laugh every time.

Louisville see about that

Soya saw what he was brewing?

Well, now that you have a deck, make sure to take good care of it.

Ha, gottem.

I mean, that IS kind of impressive, ngl

It probably makes sense for places that sell anything in glass containers (especially alcohol), because all it takes is one dumbass dropping something on the floor and someone else walking through it barefoot to have a liability lawsuit on your hands. Whereas if you put up a sign forbidding that and someone manages to sneak in anyways, you can say it was their fault for violating store policy in the first place.

If they’re a luxury, how do you explain people turning them down because they can’t be bothered to store them?

Says the guy who can't be bothered to cook some free fucking cauliflower.

Literally the third sentence in the OP:

"We were trying to give away cases of the food on Wednesday, but people were turning it down because they had no place to store a case of tomatoes, or cauliflower."

you've had one hell of a blessed life

I have indeed, and quite a lot of that is thanks to not complaining about being given free food when I was broke.

"Oh boy, I can't take these free cauliflowers because I live in a sketchy neighborhood where people are just going to steal it."

Said no one, ever.

Sure, if I was starving and there's nothing else available, why not? Cauliflower has a lot of vitamins, certainly not the worst thing you could eat. Snubbing your nose at that sounds like privilege to me.

Not everyone who goes to the food bank is homeless. Plenty of people these days can’t afford grocery store prices and have families to feed, and cauliflower is a healthy and nutritious vegetable that’s full of vitamins. But nooo, apparently it’s too much of a hassle to cook it.

Yay, free watermelons!

Give me some ranch dressing and I'll eat a whole head of cauliflower raw. And the rest I'll use to throw at your idiot visage.