MacN'Cheezus @ MacNCheezus @lemmy.today

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But who will deliver my 2am drunk purchases next day for free? Communists? I didn't think so.

What sort of herbs and spices would you recommend?

Plenty of people have received far more than that from their dads. There must be something else.

Well-deserved, IMO.

You spent it all on avocado toast, didn't you.

Perhaps you forgot to invest the savings into building a global e-commerce empire.

Who will go down in history as one of the best traders of all time.

It is, but the perspective exaggerates it quite a bit.

Perhaps not, but their digestive system is highly specialized for digesting plant material (primarily grass). While I’m sure they can probably tolerate the odd insect or rodent that happens to be in the way, they do not do well on a diet high in animal protein, and in fact end up getting very sick.

Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.

How to ensure no male customer with any self respect ever returns to your establishment.

I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.

Cows are vegans

Adalbert Taumeltor

But… that’s illegal!

It’s almost as if this was in fact a shitpost

Okay boomer

Sounds like he got him beat.

Now what?

IDK where you live but around here they’re back to pre-pandemic prices.