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I am two of them

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  • Men.

    I went from 3 likes from women exclusively to 99+ from both in like two weeks.

    • How do you do?

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  • Smart enough to get in and get out before they have to put up with this shit for too long.

    • What does 1000€ buy you in your favourite hobby?

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  • Another hobby. Two, if I'm lucky.

    • What do you think the solution to selling progressive politics to young men is ?

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  • All these things already exist and maybe just need more exposure.

    • You should organise your meals the night before

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  • Sometimes when I'm feeling drained and realize i haven't eaten all day I'll eat a meal before making a big decision.

    That food be for thought.

    Edit: Meh. Wasn't different enough.

    • The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘

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  • Ad-doctrination

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I mean, there are lots of things i have to do based on necessity that i don't want to.
    If i could simply not do them i would—I think that's normal.

    • 'We're done with Teams': German state hits uninstall on Microsoft

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  • I have a Dell laptop from 2013 I'm running Mint on 🫡

    Granted, I'm only using it for web browsing and note taking, but still.

    • Home cooking

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  • Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

    • What is the equivalent to women for compensating size of their dick for a man? Like someone buying expensive cars to compensate for their smaller dick.

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  • I love the way you participate in toxic masculinity.

    • 1 like = 1 🙏

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  • Amen
    God is great

    • Mysteries of the Universe

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  • That, uh 👀 must have been someone else...

    • Saw your mom at the driving range

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  • I know, i know. 😔

    • For those who play games on a PC with 2 monitors, are you a game on the left screen or game on the right screen person?

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  • Like any good question: It depends (on the setup). I usually game(d) on the monitor closest to the PC because i would sit in the middle of the desk with the monitors offset to the opposite side of the PC—this obviously meant the monitor nearest the PC was in the middle and therefore my most natural primary monitor.

    • Saw your mom at the driving range

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  • I had one but it didn't work out for other reasons. Turns out there are more important things.
    Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

    • It's all over for the rest of us...

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  • Good comic but don't feed bread to ducks.

    TL;DR:

    Here’s a great list of safe-for-waterfowl foodstuffs, which include cucumber, corn, peas, beans, broccoli, beets, squash, flowers, alfalfa, tomatoes, eggplant, bananas (no peel), pineapple, pomegranate seeds, scrambled eggs, dry cat food or dog food, and rice

    • Me introducing a complete stranger to Linux by describing a very niche use-case

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    • Wikipedia Pauses an Experiment That Showed Users AI-Generated Summaries at The Top of Some Articles, Following an Editor Backlash.

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  • Hahaha i too have that saved. I love it so much.

    • Mysteries of the Universe

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  • Yeah, I usually consider comments like these to be hot takes for the lols and not serious.
    That being said, i wouldn't say they're appropriate.

    • Mysteries of the Universe

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  • Any mods around so i can get an entry with a funny message? 🥺🙏