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What are some of the stupidest, non-political takes you've seen on the fediverse?

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  • Any time any user comments the word "based" to the most normal and reasonable shit ever.
    Based has lost all meaning.

    • Goal orientated

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  • I am my own enemy, tho

    Self-solving problem, i guess.

    • I avoid approaching women in public because I believe it's inappropriate. My parents say that it's a necessary skill. Who is right?

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  • Sexist comment.

    • I avoid approaching women in public because I believe it's inappropriate. My parents say that it's a necessary skill. Who is right?

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  • men* have made this so fucking difficult for men

    FTFY

    • Dilemma Rule

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  • Where did the billion come from?

    Oh? And where did their money come from?

    I see... And tell me more about this system of "capital" and how it functions.

    ...

    ...

    Existence is suffering or something

    • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • Found a new signup email account!

    • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • The Pillars, classy. 👌

    • What's your phone lock screen?

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  • Scavengers Reign

    • "A watched pot never boils" is actually advice for keeping your pot from boiling. Because a soup boiled is a soup spoiled.

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  • Not many people know this but this is actually because the boiling point of the pot material is well above the capability of a cooking oven.

    The more you know 🌈⭐

    • Having the opinion that you don't need to announce your departure, just leave is incredibly stupid

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  • Upvoted for being an unpopular opinion!

    Fuck companies. They could create good working environments if they wanted to. Pro tip: they don't give a shit.

    • It doesn't seem fair to me that mothers have two special days in the year and fathers only have one.

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  • That one is actually exclusively for me, sorry.

    • I cheated. Wife forgave me. How to reearn trust?

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  • Pro tip btw:
    You can't hate yourself into being a better person (I've tried). All you can do is continue to show up with love and compassion and grow into who you want to be. Bonus if your partner actually cares and will join you in your journey.

    • True dedication

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  • A friend and i were once into each other from a distance and we had a thing where we sent each other "Throne Shots". lol
    Never had that with anyone else.

    • Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told

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  • Bruh. How did i miss that lmao

    • Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told

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    • Sycamore Gap tree destroyed in 'moronic mission', court told

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  • Have you ever dealt with the court of law? You always plead not* guilty. Always.

    There are very, very few scenarios where you dont.

    Edit: lmao

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  • There are people in the world who are patient and kind and willing to create room for your idiosyncrasies.

    Take this to mean what you will.

    • What profound statement has stuck with you over the years?

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  • Enjoy this thought poison that's been with me for a long time:

    • They're already abducting people in broad daylight

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    • In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in Norway

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  • Thank you, I didn't know that.