Mine jumps at the keys in the door when he gets the zoomies. Apparently he reaches the higher lock, that's where I have a small mascot dangling and I found it on the floor a couple of times already.
They ekekekek if they want to hunt or to grab your attention / attention of other cats for the hunt. I run around with a bug zapper paddle and hunt with my cat. I see a moth, I ekekek at him and he comes in running, grabs the thing and eats it. Sometimes he ekekeks at me and I grab the paddle and launch a serve at a fly. Gets him off my back for playtime, since playtime is basically simulating a hunt, and he goes to eat and sleep shortly after.
Same, 3 years running, printing lots of shit for my own company and just now got a "low toner" warning which I'm ignoring for the last 2 or so months. Buying an inkjet is the biggest scam there is, you pay more in the ink and broken printers than you ever would for a laser.
The best advice is "women are people too, not some mystical being from outer space". They feel the same emotions, they get hungry, they get horny, they get anxious or shy too."
Look for people who think similarly to you. I found it that I mesh well with other people who are on the spectrum, have adhd, etc. Ultimately nothing matters when you can't approach someone, or go out of your way to find hobbies where you can find people with the same interests as you. So if you can't get over that (or accept a rejection), it won't work.
Also, don't focus on a single person, especially someone who doesn't return feelings / attention, or doesn't have time for you at all. Even the busiest person will find a tiny bit of time to meet with you if they really like you. Obsessing over a single person for years isn't the way to find love. Quoting a song by Tim Minchin, "your love is one in a million, but it doesn't mean that the other 999 999 loves wouldn't be equally nice". If you find someone who returns your feelings, you mesh with well, hold on for dear life.
There is also a trick I used to do - fill the food bowl with water (wetfood only). The cat plucked it out of the water and then drank the water. They take in most of their water from drinking blood / when eating. Also important to feed them internal organs - chicken hearts, livers, etc.
This isn't "THE" solution though. Plenty of other options. My favourite is meal prepping - spend three hours cooking for the entire week, put it in the fridge. Instead of an hour / hour and a half each day. You only have to clean up after yourself once too.
Issues are you need to prepare things that reheat well, or that you can quickly "cook up" each day without it taking too long. I.e. "just add the sauce to the salad" type of deal.
Buy the loaf, slice it, freeze the excess. Take out only what you need. You can microwave it to unfreeze it quickly (but it does take some practice to not overdo it and ruin it) or just leave it out and be able to eat in like 30 mins. Comes out fresh and you don't waste it ever really.
Mine picked up on my name quickly. Then I trained him to use buttons and he correctly can understand that the button for my name means he wants my attention / denotes ownership of something. I.e "
<catname>
food" and "
<myname>
food" which means he leaves it alone. Often says shit like "
Iran doesn't have nukes. Israel has been fearmongering about them having nukes since 92' and it was always "a year away from a bomb". None of that happened. This is an attack on a sovereign nation with the completely idiotic "preventative attack" defense (i.e. they'd have attacked us first, we had to defend ourselves!). Fun fact, this is exactly what Russia claims Ukraine would've done if they hadn't invaded them first. They also claim NATO as the aggressor and would love to pull the same "move" on NATO too.
Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
I know you kid, but rolling without the DM asking you to is a dick move and a faux pas at a table. You really shouldn't do that. Same thing happened with Critical Role and the "roll for scry" moment. It puts the DM in a position where they might have to confront you, deny you the roll and sour a moment. It puts pressure on them to allow you to do something, which players often abuse - someone spins a tale of doing a quadruple backflip, landing on someone's head, attacking and bumping the dude into lava, rolls before the DM can say "there is no lava nearby but..." and puts them in a really awkward situation, especially with high rolls.
If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she'll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.
At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it's a prefference. A partner will never check all the "prefference" checkboxes either, since a partner that is "perfect for you" isn't some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.
Mine jumps at the keys in the door when he gets the zoomies. Apparently he reaches the higher lock, that's where I have a small mascot dangling and I found it on the floor a couple of times already.