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  • YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🤯

  • You coward, you have to commit to the bit.

  • Ahhh so that's why he hasn't done jack shit. Of course. Makes perfect sense.

  • Moonfall.

  • I would absolutely eat all the bugs if they weren't prohibitively expensive.

  • The machines don't like them crushed.

    (sentences from 2346 CE)

  • They don't live in a place with bottle deposit, so they're taking out their understandable frustration over this on the poor bottle.

  • Oh dear. This is uexpected, here of all places :D thank you for reading, this means a lot ヾ⁠(⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠*⁠)⁠ノ

  • Science stop changing spinosaurus for 5 minutes challenge

  • What happened around 1900?

  • This is stretching the definition of "stretching the definition of 'meme'".

  • I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

  • Are we having the same conversation?

  • If it turned out that Newton had a thing for kids, would you advocate for throwing out his laws?

  • The entire point is the wordplay though.

    "I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body."

    vs

    "I want to be cremated as it is my last hope to be sexy."

  • "I sent in 10 jokes in hopes of having a winner. No pun in ten did (have a winner(??))."

    "I sent in 10 jokes in hopes of one winning. No pun in ten did (win)."

  • I get the joke, I knew the joke before. I am saying this is a bad telling of the joke.

  • I got the joke, in fact I knew the joke. The problem here is that nowhere does it set up the "no pun did WIN".

  • Mate, I'm saying this in the nicest way I can: You need to rephrase this because no pun did what?