Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them] @ Lucien @hexbear.net

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Also you have to publish a paper every month or you get extra punishment, and Tony never stops talking, demanding your time. Punishment for not publishing is you have to teach a freshman course on a trivial subject where all the students are barely smart enough to keep breathing on their own.

Cassowary?

This content is too good for this com

Chair form is when he wants you to sit on his face, saddle form is when he wants you to ride it like a horse

The irony that this is posted on Wired, an ad-supported site, is sublime.

dead

ha

That was a good read

I've played five and six string basses, but I've always owned a four string. I guess I like the punch of a Jazz bass a little better. Especially Ibanez and Peavey Cirrus basses; they're almost "floppy" sounding to me.

I am, once again, in the only correct corner

Sure, all those other times we added a lane did nothing to help traffic, but this time will be different

Facebook tier

He knows he's gorgeous

I believe you can drag something across the path to smear the scent in a circular direction, repeating as needed until nature takes over.

Caveat: I haven't actually done this, it just seems plausible.

inb4 first Ig Nobel given this year is this paper

Works great on my phone, too

Hang in there, @fossilesque

I hate this episode

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That's not an equal comparison. If by dying a new person started walking around in your body, and then by the medics doing CPR that person was killed, causing you to come back, that would be an equal comparison.

She literally murdered him