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Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world
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Opening my eyes slightly more evokes an emotional response.

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  • God dammit! I'm already struggling financially!

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  • sits on your lap

    Why? Whats wrong with us?

    • Still booting after all these years: The people stuck using ancient Windows computers

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  • there’s some older, rarely used CNC

    Me over here with a dirty mind 100% positive that I'm not using "CNC" the same way you are. I don't know what your way means, but my way is more fun.

    • I'm a console gamer so, Why the hate on the Epic Games Store?

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  • ITT: Epic is awful, Steam is great!

    Me: Is GOG a joke to you people???

    • Being called a loser for liking animation while the entire world is falling for AI slop is beyond.

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  • You 30 years ago "Ha ha! I like this show! Hellooooooooo NURSE!!! Kinda weird that my parents ALSO enjoy the show..."

    You today: "Ha ha! I like this dhow! Hellooooooo NURSE!!! Kinda weird that my kids ALSO enjoy the show...."

    Meanwhile your parents today: "Hey hey! It's Wacko, Yacko, and Dot! I remember these guys from when I was a stoner!"

    You: "Wait, what?"

    • Being called a loser for liking animation while the entire world is falling for AI slop is beyond.

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  • Is the reboot still a kids show that adults can enjoy? Or is it catering to those in their 40s who grew up with the original?

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  • Eh, he's ok. He just sees the state of the world, and is getting into the right frame of mind from an early age. Riot often, I say!

    • I have never met a woman named after her own mother

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  • Should have given them both the same first name, and dressed them the same as kids. Taught them to speak together in the same voice. Then used them to committ tax fraud.

    • Driving a manual: is it difficult?

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  • Eh, he's alright. Whenever I pick up Emanual in my Uber, he's decent people....

    .....what?

    Did I misread the situation?

    • No, Steam wasn’t hacked, and your account details are safe

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  • Guys! This guy just shared his password!!! It's "/shrug"

    • Inmate's last words before execution: 'President Trump, keep making America great'

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  • It puts the cheeto dust on its skin, or else it gets the fact checking again!

    • Apple adds red exclamation mark warnings on EU App Store listings for apps using third-party payment systems, not Apple's “private and secure payment system”

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  • "Hello, I'd like all my personal data returned please!"

    • If I hear a singer and I can't understand what they are saying/singing I lose interest very quickly.

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  • I think it is.

    Personally I NEVER can understand what any of these songs are saying.

    I was very confused by the sudden populatity in the late 90s of a white rapper singing about zamboni's. If you don't know what a zamboni is, they're the little truck things that drive onto ice rinks between periods at hockey games to smooth out the ice.

    Nobody had a clue what I was talking about. Apperently he wasn't saying his name was zamboni. He was saying his name was slim shady.

    Which still makes no sense, because I thought his name was eminem. Which STILL doesn't make sense, because his name is Marshal Mathers.

    How many names does this guy need???

    • Pain

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  • Me: "..........real pain is trying to understand this meme. WHAT IS ANY OF IT???"

    So I tried to google it.

    "Stretch armstrong thinking about caterpie, vs stretch armstrong photocopy from an old 90s public school photocopier with low toner levels thinking about a leaf"

    I did not find anything.

    • When the sunlight hits different

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  • "I'm sorry, are you addressing moi?"

    • Oh, now i get it! "Peanuts" is because they are "nuts" inside a pod-like thing, just like peas!

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  • 3rd rock from the sun did a whole episode on this, starring the woman who played Roseannes sister as Dick's new love interest.

    25 years later, and I still pronounce legume the way they did in that episode as I recite this fact.

    • The Kids Online Safety Act Will Make the Internet Worse for Everyone

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  • Why bother spending time and effort changing the name when there are women and minorities to oppress??? Think it through man!

    • What can US citizens do to fight/prevent their country enabling genocide?

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  • My problem is that I never even HEARD of the Home Depot thing.

    Here's one you may or may not know about. Nestle actually engages in and uses literal slave labor to grow coco beans in other countries.

    So you think "well, how hard is it really to just buy hersheys chocolate instead? And buy your cookies from local bakeries?"

    Except no. Nestle is more than just chocolate. It's like hundreds of brands. I'm constantly checking packaging now to see if their logo is on products. It owns DiGorno pizza. It owns Hot Pockets. It owns water bottles. It's like half the grocery store. And that's just ONE COMPANY!!!

    My issue isn't accepting that you're right. My issue is keeping track of it all. I've hated Nestle since 2012. I didn't realize the scope of their brands until 2020. I think they even own a pet food company that makes dog food and cat food. Now granted I don't have pets, so I'd not have delt with that, but still.

    I only have so many brain cells left to rot before I'm a full on dementia ridden crazy person who thinks it's still the Nixon years, despite the fact I was born in 1983.

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  • I remember when my dad would snore loudly, I'd always punch him in the balls really really hard, and then drop to the floor.

    One time he went to the doctor trying to run tests to figure out why his balls hurt every night. Doctors had zero clue what to make of that.

    I have an AMAZING poker face. Inside I was dying laughing. Outside, stonefaced.

    • Is it normal for people to ask where you are from online?

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  • What if they're not cool enough to block them?