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  • I love this comment. I love it because even though I don't know what wayland is, I gather by context it's popular, and has something to do with output of your display.

    And it's popular, but it doesn't work FOR YOU.

    And you have to point out that just because something works for others, doesn't mean it works for everybody.

    I'm pretty unskilled when it comes to linux, but I've noticed linux users fall into one of two groups.

    First, the group who genuinely want to help you. They may not KNOW the exact answer, because they don't know your exact hardware, but they try to help with common problems.

    The other group takes it as a personal insult if you're having problems in linux that you don't know how to solve. Like linux is part of their personality, and they think linux is perfect without the ability to have problems. Therefore the guy asking for help is just trying to insult linux, and therefore themselves. They then respond with hostility and personal insults about how it's your problem.

    Yeah. It IS my problem. Can ya figure out what I'm doing wrong?

    But they don't see it that way. In their eyes, linux is perfect, and you're an asshole for saying you have an issue.

    So what I'm saying is, I love how you already know you need to state upfront you KNOW it works for others, but not for you.

  • Ohhhhhhh, please nobody make blue or orange hats bad.

    I mean, orange is ALREADY a bad hat to wear, but it's not political. It's just the Browns are.....just so....so bad.....for so very long.

    But at least it's not assosiated with trump!

  • American here. Why do you still even talk to us? We're clearly going through some shit this past decade. Nobody would blame you if you treated us like we treat Mexico.

    Which, isn't my personal opinion. I think we should be inviting any mexican that (for some reason) still wants citizenship here. I just know my opinion, and the governments view, are ENTIRELY seperate things.

    We are a dumpster fire.

  • I mean.....nobody was actually hurt. They caught him BEFORE this led to the next 9/11.

    It would be distasteful if people died. But they didn't. So we can make fun of this goofball.

    The lession here is, if you're going to plot a terrorist attack, and you openly talk about it in Roblox, you damn well better carry out the attack. Otherwise you'll be a laughing stock! Like this goofball...

  • In 2007 I went to a hockey game. They gave away a hat. It says "Lake Erie Monsters".

    Now, today the team has been renamed. It's now the Cleveland Monsters.

    Point is, it's a red hat, with white text, and I haven't been able to wear it since 2016 despite having nothing to do with trump or politics.

    I just like hockey. And my hat is RUINED!!!

    Its just like when I was a kid, and I was like "WOW! CHARLIE CHAPLIN!!! I'M GOING TO GROW A MUSTACHE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP!!!"

    Yeah.....about that.....

  • Your bank doesn't even need to know who you are.

    On a related note, Bank of America, if you're reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!

  • MILDLY interesting??? No no no. This is FASCINATING!!!

    Why's his legs so long? Why's his piss smell like weed? What's his mating ritual look like?

    What? You're telling me with everything else going on with this creature, you don't think he has a sex life that books should be written about???

    It's just like those conjoined twins Abby and Britney. You KNOW you could spend all day asking sex questions, but nobody ever does!!! We're all thinking it. Just basic shit like what happens if Abby is an anal slut and loves it, but Britney finds it demeaning and painful? Are you able to have anal sex with Abby? Or would that be rape of Britney?

    What happens if one is asleep but the other one is masturbating? Does the asleep one have a sex dream?

    People can't tickle themselves, but can Britney tickle Abby?

    These are questions nobody is asking, but we NEED answers before they die!

  • To be fair, I remember this EXACT same conversation on reddit in 2010. Back when republicans were bashing Obama for being Obama, and Obama responded by wearing a suit in a mustard color brown that conservatives LOST THEIR SHIT OVER on twitter.

    I thought the suit looked spiffy!

    And now, nothing has changed. Replace one politician with another, manufacture more outrage over stories that don't pertain to the rest of the world, and we all learn nothing.

    And pretty soon, we won't NEED to learn anything! With the AI takeover at large, soon humanity will be nothing more than an easily controlled and manipulated mob, with no critical thinking skills to speak of, and all their thinking will be handled by the corporations with the sole purpose to create unregulated profits and nothing more.

    What could possibly go wrong?

  • Hey! Whoa! Our government is NOT a soap opera!

    Soap operas are entertaining, and have lots of revealing love affairs. Nobody is sleeping with J.D. Vance.

    I mean, ew. It's J.D Vance! Do YOU want to sleep with J.D Vance? No? Yeah, exactly. Not a soap opera!