Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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Ha ha! Phallic penis joke!

“Play this clickbait garbage game, you stupid idiot!”

I can tell you've worked in marketing. That would be a GREAT slogan!

Why does his shirt say "screw driver"?

What are you TALKING about??? Die Hard is ABSOLUTELY a kids movie! It's even a Christmas movie for gods sake! Yippee Ki Yay Mister Falcon!

and thus a huge chunk of all the shittiest things to happen to the world in this millennium.

You can just say "pineapple on pizza". We know what you mean by that.

I thought the original script Winston was written specifically for Eddie Murphey, who turned it down?

We live in the dumbest timeline.

......wait. Does this mean I'm going to get a chained up Asian girl servant? Because......um.......no reason......

I don't know why, but this picture makes me laugh so much.

This comment is how I got the joke.

I was thinking the joke was that they cut their tongue on a scrabble tile. I was like *why would it be in their mouth?"

It came out in the 80s, when I was a kid, and every kid I knew saw it. Because of that, they made a kids cartoon.

Plus the toys, and video games (during a time when video games were only for kids)

Am I going to get to be 16 again? Oh thank god. I am sick of this grey hair, and bad back, and.... takes mid-sentence nap .....sorry. I dozed off. When you get to be my age, you just really stop wanting to be here, and stop giving a shit. Plus I like naps.

Yeah. Obviously. That's why you get a wife.

Um......since when is Tuesday an emergancy?

I honestly don't know if that makes it better or worse.

Like....imagine being the director.

"OK Ray, now this is where the ghost is going to edge you, and tease your balls with her tongue. Obviously we can't show your balls, so make sure to express it with facial cues! Aaaaand ACTION!"

Then they review the footage, and decide not to use it. And Ray is like "WHAT THE HELL MAN???" And the director is like "Oh. Yeah. That was just a goof. Bill Murray dared me to see how long I could get you to do that scene for and waste your time.

And just think. There is a non-zero chance that footage still exists, and could be discovered some day. I remember in 2017 they found some long lost silent film era films. So there is a chance that one day they'll release the directors cut of the BJ scene.

And by then, we'll probably all be dead. And kids born 50 years from now will be confused by films from the 1980s.

Yep....and it didn't do much, because "impeach" does NOT mean "remove from presidency". It can lead to that, but it's like saying being written up at work is the same as being fired.

So.....wait. I've never heard of her, but you're saying there was an entire subreddit deddicated to making up lies about her, saying she did horrible shit, KNOWING what they said was a lie? Because if I'm reading this right, that's pretty fucked up.

We have wildly different fridge designs. Is yours one of those fancy ones that makes ice?

I put my cat in the fridge once. She was fine. She found the chicken. She was happy.

........now the cat I put in the freezer is a different story.

Oh.....yeah. I don't get ANY of that. I get weird random shit, and I'm like "Yeah, sure, let's watch this video on the mating habbits of ladybugs! Why not?"

Spoiler alert, the concept of cuckolding absolutely exists in the world of ladybugs. She makes her mate watch as she fucks other ladybugs. No, I'm not joking. That's a thing. Thanks youtube!