I certainly hope you're oversimplifying for the sake of expressing a core concept. Because the amount of tracking, and profile building goes far FAR beyond what you've just said.
Well, I think it's of upmost importance to hire a private security firm to guard the bathrooms. Anyone entering or exiting those bathrooms will now be required to submit to a genital confirmation. We'll have tighter security on those bathrooms than TSA guarding the airports from unauthorized water bottles, and 2 inch pocket knifes.
Because as we all know, urinating into a toilet, surrounded by makeshift stall walls, can be the most offensive thing in the world if you don't share the same set of genitals as everyone else in the world! Especially since those stslls intentionally leave a gap, so we can spy on others as their peeing. That's how important these genitals in bathrooms are! Gotta follow all the correct protocol for emptying your bladder!
I say all this to say that yesterday I peed on a tree outside, and nobody gives a shit.
As for your coworkers? Just make a concentrated effort to remember what they prefer as their gender so you don't say "she" instead of "he".
The only one that confuses me is "they", but it's still refering to just one person. Luckily I don't know anyone like that, because that one I'm sure I'd constantly accidently fuck up.
You know how when you look up at a nights sky, and the whole sky is covered in a series of rotating popup ads, with the stars as their backdrop?
What do you mean NO??? When you use your telescope to try to look at space, and all you see is a facebook ad, a mcdonalds ad, a starbucks ad, an ad for a local lawyer, you know.....space ads. We've all seen them. Just ads floating in space, illuminating the night sky.
Oh, my mistake. This is 2025. That's commonplace in 2125. See, the technology to impose global space ads isn't a thing yet.
The thing about technology is, there's always somebody looking to profit off of every new technology. The technology behind space ads is actually used to show important global events, like what the global dictator does everyday. Oh, right. In 2125 there's a global dictator who rules the entire planet through oppression and slavery. So, not much different than 2025, besides even the illusion of freedom is gone.
The point is, you don't have the technology to put ads in the sky, and therefore the advertising industry can't yet be blamed. But once it exists, they will.
Hey OP? Does you "chav" need to have all his teeth? Because I wouldn't call Mick Foley a redneck, but he IS missing teeth from falling off of Hell in a Cell. Which is a cage that's about 20 feet tall.
Imagine just waking up one day and saying to yourself "I'm going to go to work today, and I'm going to throw myself off a ledge onto a concrete floor. With the only thing to break my fall being a wooden table and a nearby steel guardrail. If I throw myself too far, I'll most certainly be hurt or dead. And I won't tell ANYBODY that I'm going to do this. So no safety measures will be set in place beforehand. In fact, I'm going to force my coworker, who has a broken foot, to ALSO climb a chainlink fence cage, with nothing in the cage made easier to climb.....again, because nobody knew ahead of time that was the plan."
Ever wake up, and just think that's what you want to do at work? Or that's what you want your boyfriend to do?
I guess what I'm trying to say is.....go watch hell in a cell. It's insane. Even moreso when you consider that the only people who knew the plan long ahead of time, were Mick, and Terry Funk (who was not supposed to be part of the match at all).
The Undertaker only knew the plan that day. He was NOT happy he had to climb that thing.....and he didn't know he'd have to climb it a second time until it was happening. I mean seriously. Who was going to expect a 300lbs man to crash to the floor, and then think he'd INSIST on standing up, pushing medical staff away who were legitimately telling him "no, stay down! You're going to the hospital!", pushes them away and runs back to climb the cage again?
And thats when he almost died....
Guys! What I'm trying to say is go watch hell in a cell. It's like watching 9/11 without the tragedy or terrorism.
Ok, so first you tie up your girlfriend in the position you want. Preferably a position which pulls the big toe upwards and restricts it's ability to move downward.
Then you cover the whole foot in baby oil.
And THEN you use the electric toothbrush, the grooming glove, and the soft bristle hair brush on her feet while ignoring her pleas for you to stop. (Unless of coarse she safewords. Because consent is sexy).
Why would you use it on your teeth??? Kind of seems like a waste of a perfectly good tickle tool to be honest.....
I feel like if @themeatbridge and @frenchfryenjoyer started dating, it would have to be a poly relationship. You'd need a 3rd person with a username that refers to some kind of drink.
Great! I hope they come find me! I'm doing all sorts of shady illegal things. I'm even a convict, but I escaped jail time. I'll continue doing unlawful things, and continue putting all of your lives in danger. Especially the minorities, women and immigrants! My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500.
The fuck? Have you SEEN indian men? They're like twigs. They're built the same as the women. In fact some women are bigger/stronger than the men.
I fully understand why most women would be fearful of domestic abuse against them. But in India??? Ladies, just punch back! You're probably equal strength if not stronger! The whole country is malnourished. They have the strength of a slug. And based on their online behavior, the men are just as slimy as a slug.
Jimmy Carter sold his peanut farm because he felt it would be a conflict of interest for the president to own outside business ventures while running the country. The country shit on him for being "weak" as a president, and OVERWHELMINGLY threw their support for the incoming ronald reagan.
The same guy who set up many of the policies that normalized the same behavior we see today.
This concept of scamming the people, and scamming the government, set up by a 34x convicted convict who's yet to see the inside of a jail cell isn't some anomaly. It's the logical conclusion to what's been happening in this country for 40+ years.
Hey, listen. I don't say this to just ANYONE, but I like the cut of your jib! What's a jib, you ask? Not important. What IS important is I've got an amazing deal on a bridge I'd like to sell you! See, I gotta clear my inventory space for the new models coming out soon, and this model is from the 1800s. You've heard the childrens song London Bridge is falling down? Yeah. Falling down in cost, and I'm passing the savings onto yooouuuuu!!!
See, most bridges cost MILLIONS of dollars, but I'll sell it to you for only $50,000! Or my name isn't James J. O'Brien!
I mean.....that's kind of harsh! I was just suggesting planting the seed of distrust in his marriage from day one, ultimately leading to him becoming another statistic of failed marriages under 5 years. All over a broken electronic video game from 20 years ago.
But prison? Dude. You took it too far! Too far dude! That was too far! Dude.
I certainly hope you're oversimplifying for the sake of expressing a core concept. Because the amount of tracking, and profile building goes far FAR beyond what you've just said.
It's like 1984 (the book) is tame by comparison.