Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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George Carlin said something similar. I may forget the exact quote, but paraphrasing goes something like this:

He had just spent 40 minutes in a routine where he mocks society and points out the deep fundamental issues he has with people. Then he says something along the lines of "It may surprise you to know this, but I'm a people person! No, I'm serious! I am! I LOVE people......just in small groups, preferably no larger than a group of 1, and even then only for 3-5 minutes. Depending on your personality of coarse. But I do! I love people. I love talking to people. People are so interesting when you single them out. Individually theres a lot of smart motherfuckers out there. Lots of smart motherfuckers, who instantly lose their minds when you put them in a group, and start talking about politics and religion. That's when everything goes to shit. Now suddenly you got guys burning crosses and wearing red armbands. Something about putting people in a group setting makes them forget that they're really smart by themselves. Thats what I can't stand. I love people, but I can't stand a crowd. Because in every crowd is some big ego motherfucker who thinks he's better than everybody else, and suddenly the actual smart people are nowhere to be found. All those ideas go out the window when you get ideology involved."

Ehhhhh, believe it or not the 1970s was 50 years ago.

Imagine you're a woman, about to sleep with a guy. You take his penis into your mouth, but all of the sudden his penis turns into a stick shift. And his whole body wraps around you and turns into a car. And now you're sitting in the drivers seat with a stick shift stuck in your mouth.

Then you hear in a loud robotic voice, AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUT!!!

And suddenly the lamp in the room turns into a helicopter and flies away.

It's not until later that you realize that your hookup let his buddy disguise himself and sit in the room to watch.

And then you wonder.....if your boyfriend cums on your tits....is it just gasoline? Oil? Winshield wiper fluid?

Man that is an unfortunate headline phrasing. I kept wondering if Optimus Prime has a penis or not.

Can we set up a crowdfund? If this guy is getting charged $2,500 for making his community safer??? I'd throw down $10 for him, and hope everyone would do the same.

Kevin Cox, you're welcome in my community if you ever want to move to Cleveland. That being said, don't move to Cleveland. Your house is probably nicer.

knows how to make himself look smart

He said, talking about the guy who did a nazi salute on national television, intentionally, and then turned around and did it again for the people in the back. In case there was anyone who missed it the first time.

See what we should do......is look to the french for inspiration on guillotine designs. Why would anyone not want to get rid of this asshole? Why would anyone like him?

I joined a year ago. Here, let me pass you my diaper. I'm a baby here!

looks in mirror, and sees grey hair

Unfortunately, I'm an elder everywhere else...

Sounds to me like you were a workoholic. My brother-in-law has parents like that. I go to my sisters for the holidays, and there's these two. We're all sitting around the couch. We're all relaxing. We're all talking, and enjoying family time. Then these two are just nervously pacing around the room "ah, let me take that can, are ya done with it? I'll recycle it! Can I take that plate? I'll put it in the dishwasher. Do you want anything while I'm up? I could grab you some cheese, maybe some crackers? I saw fruit. How about a jalepeno popper? I could make some garlic bread. It'd only take a few minutes. Here, let me dust these drapes. Have you had enough cookies?"

Finally one day I just snapped. "LENNY! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND ENJOY FAMILY TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS, OK??? THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING!"

Nice people. Very honest hard working upstanding people. But sometimes you feel like people working around you while you're relaxing is too much. It feels wrong.

That kind of sounds like where you are. You spent so much time GO GO GO GO that now you feel uneeded and without purpose.

My advice is, think back to your busy time. I'm sure while you were working you said "man, it would be great if I had time for this hobby....I'd love to get into this hobby, but now everything is so busy!"

Well. Now is that time. Enjoy your hobby. And for gods sakes man! Sit down and enjoy christmas by the fireplace with your family!

It's actually just a regular iceberg. That's just how polluted our waters are.

licks your Switch 2

By indicating that root access is required to play the game, and that you agree to this by agreeing to the TOS. Without agreeing, you can't play the game.

It also requires root level access and is listed as such in their TOS.

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Is it 2017 already?

Yes.

I remember when I'd play goldeneye on N64.

Granted the game hasn't aged well, but for the time, it was the best game ever.

So much so that now, whenI see a new 007 game announced, I get a momentary feeling of "OH SHIT!" until I remember it's not going to be as fun as being 14, staying up all night in the summer, eating lays potato chips, drinking coke, dragging your balls across the losers face and laughing at him as everybody else holds him down, watching WWF Raw live, and then WCW Nitro on VHS recorded hours before, playing the improv one word game that all stoners play instinctively, recording vhs game boy camera movies. The summer of 1997 and 1998 was magical.

For a brief moment, I get nostolgia anytime I see a new 007 game. Then I instantly remember it'll never live up to those days of my youth, now in my 40s.

Hey. Anyone else have grey hair and back pain?

Uhhhhhh......that guy should see a doctor. His blood count is very low.

Tomato.

But is it pronounced "database" or "database"?