Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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It's been a while since I heard it, but Dave Chapelle has a foutine about this. It's a guy who saves women from a burning building who otherwise would have died....but then he rapes some of them.

The whole punchline is "He rapes, but he saves"

I'm not doing it justice here, but it did get me thinking about morality when I first heard it.

I feel like I'd drop it, and it would crack in half.

ITT: OP posts his neighbor doing something wholesome, and commenters lose their shit, accusing him of being some kind of pervert or spy. OP is unphased.

Rich people in florida. You might pay $30 or whatever. These dumbasses will pay thousands of dollars for designer crocs.

Yes. Seriously. They think it's a status symbol and fashion statement.

I'm like "You coulda got those at walmart like everybody else".

Crocs.

Ticks??? No no no no! They'll fight hard against injustice, with blue muscles and signature battle cry!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

But.....why are there multiple piles?

I mean, to be fair, Italy isn't much of a military opponent. Did you see how they performed in WWII? People make fun of France (and rightfully so), but Italy is equally useless in war.

Maybe trump sees Italy as a country he can easily bully around. That's his whole thing. Just bullying.

Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit. Maybe he doesn't even HAVE a plan. Does he even have concepts of a plan? I mean after all, this is the same guy who just stumbles upwards, without consequence, for his whole life. He's never known what it's like to need a plan. He just says things, and does things, without a thought in his head or a care in the world. He has no idea how the world, or the economy works. He just does things, and expects everyone else around him to bow to him.

And is he wrong? People DO keep bowing to him. Him being elected president TWICE is proof of that. Him getting his full way with our government is proof of that.

I'm not defending him, nor his actions. I'm saying that he acts entitled, because we treat him as entitled. He says things like "Women let you use them as objects when you're a celebrity. They let you grab them by the pussy".

And is he wrong? I mean, morally, obviously he's wrong. But if everyone around him, regardless of gender, allows him to grab them by the pussy, is he wrong for thinking he can?

He's grabbed our government by the pussy, and our government is letting him do it. He's never faced any serious resistance. He may have the odd lawsuit here and there, but he's never had a fall. And I mean a true fall.

Look at alex jones. That motherfucker finally fell. Look at the pillow guy. He finally fell. Trump? He's been a blight on society for 40 years, and yet nothing hurts him.

Where's the resistance???

(Ok, I admit, this went from a genuine reply into full on rant mode. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked, and then pissed off. However, in my defense, I feel like the ONLY healthy reaction in 2025 IS to be pissed off. Because if you're seeing what's going on, and you're not pissed off, you lack empathy).

It's times like this we need the return of Celebrity Deathmatch.

Ew.

Just religion as a whole.

Ew.

whispers in your ear

"4‐Chan"

Facebook.

And let my flower bloom slowly and surely.

Hate the mental image.

I too am confused.

reviews your overall life

No lies detected.

Depending on the day I'm in and out in like 4 minutes or so. What are you eating that takes an entire sitcom without commercials to come out???

No. I was hoping they'd be blueberry flavored!

And the word "Almost" is doing some important heavy lifting here. There's a few instances that are.....drastically worse. But not many.

Ok.....that's a bit scary for me.

Wait.....only one? I've been eating several, to help break down foods inside my gizzard.

BAAAAWWWWKKKKKK