Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world

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I mean.....nobody was actually hurt. They caught him BEFORE this led to the next 9/11.

It would be distasteful if people died. But they didn't. So we can make fun of this goofball.

The lession here is, if you're going to plot a terrorist attack, and you openly talk about it in Roblox, you damn well better carry out the attack. Otherwise you'll be a laughing stock! Like this goofball...

In 2007 I went to a hockey game. They gave away a hat. It says "Lake Erie Monsters".

Now, today the team has been renamed. It's now the Cleveland Monsters.

Point is, it's a red hat, with white text, and I haven't been able to wear it since 2016 despite having nothing to do with trump or politics.

I just like hockey. And my hat is RUINED!!!

Its just like when I was a kid, and I was like "WOW! CHARLIE CHAPLIN!!! I'M GOING TO GROW A MUSTACHE JUST LIKE YOU WHEN I GROW UP!!!"

Yeah.....about that.....

So, uh....your wife. Is she looking for a bull?

Your bank doesn't even need to know who you are.

On a related note, Bank of America, if you're reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!

What what? Inda butt!

By that logic, you'd think trump would be a slave.

He IS a 34x convicted criminal after all.

This meme just makes me want to choke somebody out. Somebody who thinks I have 5 minutes of free time to just relax.

MILDLY interesting??? No no no. This is FASCINATING!!!

Why's his legs so long? Why's his piss smell like weed? What's his mating ritual look like?

What? You're telling me with everything else going on with this creature, you don't think he has a sex life that books should be written about???

It's just like those conjoined twins Abby and Britney. You KNOW you could spend all day asking sex questions, but nobody ever does!!! We're all thinking it. Just basic shit like what happens if Abby is an anal slut and loves it, but Britney finds it demeaning and painful? Are you able to have anal sex with Abby? Or would that be rape of Britney?

What happens if one is asleep but the other one is masturbating? Does the asleep one have a sex dream?

People can't tickle themselves, but can Britney tickle Abby?

These are questions nobody is asking, but we NEED answers before they die!

Hey, come on now! Don't be like that! That's totally uncalled for! Gimps are just living their best sexual fantasies within the context of safe and sensual consent. They've done nothing wrong!

To be fair, I remember this EXACT same conversation on reddit in 2010. Back when republicans were bashing Obama for being Obama, and Obama responded by wearing a suit in a mustard color brown that conservatives LOST THEIR SHIT OVER on twitter.

I thought the suit looked spiffy!

And now, nothing has changed. Replace one politician with another, manufacture more outrage over stories that don't pertain to the rest of the world, and we all learn nothing.

And pretty soon, we won't NEED to learn anything! With the AI takeover at large, soon humanity will be nothing more than an easily controlled and manipulated mob, with no critical thinking skills to speak of, and all their thinking will be handled by the corporations with the sole purpose to create unregulated profits and nothing more.

What could possibly go wrong?

So it’s bot scraped, bot written, title generated with zing and spooned to idiot cohorts on places like this, simply to garner traffic.

And they say real journalism isn't dead!

Hey! Whoa! Our government is NOT a soap opera!

Soap operas are entertaining, and have lots of revealing love affairs. Nobody is sleeping with J.D. Vance.

I mean, ew. It's J.D Vance! Do YOU want to sleep with J.D Vance? No? Yeah, exactly. Not a soap opera!

Sooooooooo......did doordash prompt you to tip your driver?

The Pirates would let them in, but it wouldn't matter because there would be nobody in the stadium anyways.

It's a strange day when I'm cheering for the DODGERS!!!

Something bad. Is it something bad? I bet it was something bad.

Why is this NFSW?

I really don't have anything to add that the other commenters said already. I just want to echo what they've said and let that message be heard even louder that this guy is a creep, and a piece of shit.

How is it different than Lutris?

I'm running ZorinOS on an SSD.