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Lost_My_Mind @ Lost_My_Mind @lemmy.world
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I told my friend that my dad got 3 DUI's

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  • Driving Under Influence.

    Basically drunk driving.

    • TIL the smallest known reptile in the world is a chameleon

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  • Always using bananas for scale....but never in pajamas!

    • China New Internet ID System a Threat to Online Expression: Netizens will require IDs to go on the internet. For now this is voluntary, but there are signs it will not remain that way for long.

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  • Needing an ID to go online.

    • KDE Plasma Remains Committed To A Wayland Future: 70%+ Already On Wayland

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  • Yikes. I'm over here still struggling to remember "sudo apt-do get install (program)(version)".

    Flatpak, I love you. You click the thing, and you get the thing, and the thing just works.

    I hate you, terminal.

    • Trump Calls Mamdani a 'Communist Lunatic' After NYC Primary Upset

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  • Never heard of this Mamdani, but if trump hates them, pretty good chance they're on the right side of history.

    • Trump says he's "terminating all discussions on trade with Canada, effective immediately"

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  • Obama should just call Canada and lay out the new trade deal, and insist that Canada refer to it as "Obama's Trade Deal".

    If trump refuses to sign it, America loses. If he does sign, he's signing something called Obamas Trade Deal.

    • Trump says he's "terminating all discussions on trade with Canada, effective immediately"

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  • Canada: shrug

    • That's exactly it

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  • That last one isn't one they would say verbatim, but it IS the spirit of all the other ones you listed that they would say.

    • "Almost out of shampoo, better add it to my shopping list."

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  • Took me about 5 seconds to get this.

    So....not a LONG time, but I'm still ashamed it wasn't instant.

    • Him

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  • I heard he tried to convince people he's a doctor, but the medical board saw right through that lie. He's a real quack!

    • Croissant au chiot

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  • I don't speak french. I just want to pet the puppy.

    • Gun control USA

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  • No no no no no. You got it backwards. If you ban guns, then only criminals will have guns.

    Instead, I think we go the other route. Everybody gets shot on their 18th birthday.

    • Democratic establishment melts down over Mamdani's win in New York

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  • Exit polls shows Gen Z, males especially, leaned disproportionately to Trump

    And with that comes my reason to grumple at the younger generation. They got no rizz!

    THATS RIGHT! THE OLD GUY IN THE ROOM JUST LOW KEY STOLE YOUR LINGO IN A CRINGE WAY NO CAP!!! OHIO!!!

    ......am I doing this right?

    • I'm ready for it

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  • It's just a parody of Morgan Freemans entire career/life.

    • What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?

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  • .....what.....no. That can't be.......

    does math

    ..........STOP USING NUMBERS AGAINST ME!!!

    • What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?

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  • Meta Knight?

    • What are some great retro games that I can play with my 5yo?

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  • Wii sports is retro..........

    cries

    • Banned words

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  • Noooooooo!!!!

    Oh, sorry....

    Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

    • Democratic establishment melts down over Mamdani's win in New York

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  • Wait.....are you calling trump young??? I was with you up until that last part. Now I'm just confused.

    • EA CEO’s pay is up, as EA worker median income drops

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  • Less income = EA goes out of business.