LordOfLocksley @ LordOfLocksley @lemmy.world

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I'll do it. Here's my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it's vastly better:

• can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
• has never done a nazi salute
• is loved by partner and child

To top it off, I'll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

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England is in the midst of the Hundred Years war with France and considering I'm ~193cm and the average height of a man in England in the 14th century is about 171cm... looks like in getting my arse drafted and shipped off to France, to act as some kind of intimidating presence. That is until I have to swing a sword, which my body, that's used to sitting in an office looking over excel spreadsheets, absolutely can't do, so I get bum rushed/hit in the face with an arrow and die.

That's the most likely scenario.

Worst case scenario, considering I don't speak middle English or Latin, I'm treated as an enemy and locked up in a dungeon somewhere.

I don't think there is realistically a best case scenario

Touché

Ummm not to nitpick, but that's only 29 minutes and 8 seconds of Family Guy funny moments

I just scrolled Facebook, and out of the 44 posts I came across 10 were from friends or pages I had liked. The rest was sponsored slop, or "you should follow this person" type posts.

No wonder the social interaction is down, when less than a quarter of posts I come across are from the reason to have Facebook.

I'm not friends with corporations, so don't push me their shit.

Prime Facebook was 2007 - 2011/12. When they started algorithm-ing friends posts, that heralded the end. I don't care that I haven't interacted with friend XYZ for a long while, I'm still interested in seeing their stuff equally as much as friend ABC who I interact with daily

Deep fake Musk saying that he retracts and drops the suing case, and play it in court.

But make it obviously fake, maybe include his children in it showing love and affection towards him, or something equally far fetched, like him beating a tutorial boss

TIL

Ahhh, OK, thanks. I saw the +1 and assumed that was the American dialing code, like how UK is +44

I assume because it's coming from an American number?

I'm not 100% sure though

Same reason Liz Truss killed the Queen

Yes

So was he promoted or fired by the man upstairs?

No idea tbh

EU should freeze the funds intended for Hungary, and then see how quickly their tune changes

Huh, the Greek hero Spiracles saved the bees

Jesus

Privatising the profits, and getting the tax payer to fund the upkeep... name something more Thatcher-esq

Thanks for clarifying

Uk has a weird system. The government owns the tracks and rails, but private companies own "the stock", aka the physical trains.

I think GBR is the parent company that owns the rail. I could be wrong, but this is what I remember from looking into it a few years back