74-year-old woman pronounced dead in hospice care found breathing at funeral home
LordGimp @ LordGimp @lemm.ee Posts 2Comments 521Joined 2 yr. ago
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My favorite version of this is a farmhand running over a pig on his way to work and calling the farmer to ask what to do. He says no matter what he does the poor pig won't stop squealing. Farmer says you gotta put him down and he hears a gunshot. Farmhand comes back and asks what he should do about the flashing lights on the pigs motorcycle.