LordAmplifier @ LordAmplifier @pawb.social

one singular braincell :3

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Do it. Give in to the pathowogen ÒwÓ

But how am I supposed to know which iPhone to buy without billboards, pre-roll ads, and 3,621 partners who have a legitimate interest in logging everything I do 😱

Nyancat times were simpler times. Sometimes, I miss them, even though I wouldn't want to go back.

Please do. Preferably at night. Does 3 am sound good? I'll be waiting for you <3

I need to get off this ride. What's the safeword for life? :c

But it's all worth it to see my hardware idle at single-digit temperatures

I tried to come up with a good reply, but I can't decide which one is better, so pick the one you like the most:

I wish I didn't 😔

Are your pronouns "it/its" because I'd love to get you (to go out with me) :3

You have a very nice forehead

When you're having dinner with your family and they all talk so loud, and they have multiple conversations at the same time, so they talk even louder, and one of them has this explosive, chronic cough, and another has a voice with a frequency that's like a drill in your brain, and it's so loud when they hit their plates with their cutlery, and then they laugh and it's just so loud, and you try to talk with your sibling, but the noise builds this wall right between your eyes and your brain, and you can barely get around it to look like someone who's not this close to collapsing

horse

I wish I was a small dragon living in a Welsh dragon sanctuary. It looks so nice <3

Is this how you do an internet piracy?

Thank you! The description and the comments make me a bit nervous because it sounds like one hell of an experience, but I'll give in a try when I'm in the mood for an emotional breakdown :3

What game is that? I need it to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is over for research.

You put one piece in a specific place because it looks right enough, but the more you build, the more you realise you misplaced it, but now it's too late to change and you try to build around it, but nothing really works, so you just have to deal with it

A perfect creature <3

The c is a little hand / paw indicating higher levels of silliness than usual :3

Aww shucks. But I believe in you <3

Same

An elevator music job is exactly what I want. Something that I can do four days a week, that doesn't totally suck, and that I don't have to think about when I'm not at work. Add work-from-home and I'll be the happiest fella around. My big issue with my "career" is that I'm about to graduate with a degree that's not entirely useless but very general, if that makes sense. There will always be someone with more adequate, more specific qualifications than me, and because there are very few jobs in my field that I wouldn't hate, my options are extremely limited. My current job would fit the bill fairly well if it paid better, but the company only hires students for it, and if I wanted to stay with them after graduating, I'd need to become something like a team leader. Add that I'll definitely be one of the first to go if they run into financial hardships, and it doesn't feel like a viable career any more.

That's why I'm thinking about doing an apprenticeship in a completely different field that has way more job opportunities that are, on average, better paid and more secure. It's still a scary thought, though. I've been in the "trying to find myself" phase for so long, but my interests change so rapidly that I never really pursue anything for long enough to actually find myself in any of it.

I agree that working conditions are often hostile to human nature, and I guess our entire economic system needs a major overhaul to create a world where people like the 26-year-old woman you mention don't see themselves forced to do things like that (it's also really fucking with my head whenever I hear that someone who's younger than me has died). I try my best to put myself in a position where I'll never have to even think about doing that because of a job, and I definitely have the kind of mindset that puts work last, but living in a world like this is extremely taxing nonetheless. It's not just the body perpetuating existence that's so hard. It's the extreme mental strain of living under conditions that make perpetuating existence so difficult that is really taking its toll on me.

And I appreciate your old fart advice. Thank you <3

Can you book one for me, too? I've been telling myself to do that for over a year now.