LordAmplifier @ LordAmplifier @pawb.social

one singular braincell :3

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Now I'm very interested~

Cumming eight times sounds like torture, but I'd be willing to give it a try OwO

rawr means I love you in dinosaur x3

Yeah, some Lemmy apps and clients are a bit weird when it comes to formatting. I use Raccoon for Lemmy on my phone and it doesn't display ^superscript, for example, but Lemmy is still relatively young, and I'm sure small things like this will be fixed eventually :3

If I couldn't stay silly :3

I'd do things :33

Terrible :::3##

Things ;3#:3

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And yes, it's a very funny image. Snoopy has some great friends! :3

Being an irl glitch that distorts people's vision and makes them question reality is transition goals tbh

More time in the bush would definitely do me good. I took a bag and cleaned up a bit once last year (or the year before that?), and it was a great feeling. That's also how I found what I think is a part of an animal's skull in a dried-up lake, which was pretty cool :3 (the skull part, not the lake being dried up)

Is this better or worse than the one that says "I don't need therapy, I just need to get fucked in public by 14 werewolves"? 🤔

Being in nature is so cool. I want to spend more time in nature. There is this cool spot near where I live that I should go to again. If only people didn't leave all their trash there (I found a tyre once, and a broken chair :c )

I'm not sure if it's okay to post porn in the comments, but "goat moth hybrid" has a few search results on e621. So... goths exist! uwu

Of course an employee of the silly goose store would say such silly things, but are you silly enough to believe them? :3c

HELL YEAH, MFER, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SICK CARS, BOOZE, AND CRANKING HOGS AROOOOO

idk about this chart, but they could fall into my arms if they want to 👉👈🥺

I think it's "I recommend it to all Amazon watchers!", but I don't know what Amazon watchers are supposed to be. Also, if that were correct, it'd mean they used b to replace m in "recommend" ("recabed") but g in "Amazon" ("Agazad"), which would be a little inconsistent considering they used d > n and a > o in both words. So it's probably not Amazon, I guess. Maybe a show or something because of the capital A?

edit: after thinking about it for a few more hours, maybe it's a porn site or a euphemism for porn? I don't know any that would translate to "Agazad," but that'd explain the need for a one-hand keyboard.

:3 makes me so happy :3 it's such a cute, lil face :3

A 4-day workweek would be lovely if monthly salaries stayed the same (= hourly wages went up). Then I could work three days a week and get 75% of a full-time salary instead of just 60%, which would be kind of like a 25% raise. That'd leave me with so much more time to be silly :3

Yes, I'm glad they handled it so well, too! tbh signing an employment contract always feels a bit like making a deal with the devil, trading x hours of my life for y money. I don't want to bore you with the details, but for a part-time job while I'm finishing my degree, it's okay :3

If you need a rifled barrel to hit your target, you're just a bad shot. Back in my day, we used to shoot cans with our smoothbores from five miles away, in the snow, up a hill, and with 69mph side winds.