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‘To hell with this place!’ George Santos ousted from Congress after fabricating life story

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  • Rubber-faced creep.

    • Dead longhorn found on Oklahoma State fraternity lawn the day before championship game with Texas

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  • The taint?

    • How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

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  • Sure! That’s an option too!

    • South Korean farmers scuffle with police at protest over dog meat ban

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  • And are much more intelligent than chickens.

    Besides, bacon is God’s own nutrition.

    • How do you discourage a dog from biting while playing?

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  • Remove its teeth.

    • Swedish murder: Five teenagers found guilty over taxi driver's killing

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  • Sounds like they are in a real legal Bickle.

    • Ohio attorney suspended over pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in parking lot

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  • Ah c’mon! A guy’s gotta have a hobby!

    • Trump targets ‘young people’ in dark op-ed: Live

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  • Christ I hate clicking onto the Independent. Bloody ad-fest chaos.

    • What part of ‘get rid of my data’ don’t companies get?

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  • The part about ‘no profit’.

    • Watch: US police chase 12-year-old in stolen forklift

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  • Why didn’t they just use a cop car? I reckon they might have a few around.

    • Tobacco firm calls for tougher rules on vapes

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  • Smoking and vaping are hideous habits.

    • Those of you who work 8+ hours outside in the cold regularly, how do you dress for the job?

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  • Underpants, shoes.

    That’s it.

    • New Zealand scraps world-first smoking ‘generation ban’ to fund tax cuts

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  • Smoking and vaping is a fantastic ‘red flag’ to warn of the otherwise potentially unobserved fuckwititis that many people suffer from.

    • New Zealand scraps world-first smoking ‘generation ban’ to fund tax cuts

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  • Plus have you ever seen them go through a pack of ciggies? Fuckin chimney-faced bastards so they are. REEKING of fags. Horrid creatures.

    • Spotify will end service in Uruguay due to bill requiring fair pay for artists

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  • I was looking at a map the other day with my buddy Joe from New York, and I pointed at a blob in South America and said “Hey what’s that?!” He said “Uraguay.” I said “Yeah. I’m aware and comfortable with my gender, thanks. But what is country on the map?”

    • Three-year cruise canceled weeks before shoving off, after one woman sold her apartment to join unique voyage

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  • Plus if you tick that little box, you (your estate/ descendants) save on funeral fees with a ‘navy burial’ at sea. The cabin boy-things garb your corpse in whatever finest they discover in your wardrobe/suitcase and slip you off a Teflon-coated plank into the gentle deep and sharks.

    • Three-year cruise canceled weeks before shoving off, after one woman sold her apartment to join unique voyage

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  • Mmmm. What fun. Stewing in a disease-ridden floating money-sponge for three years. Marvellous.

    • sea bunnies

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  • Those things are vicious. Rip yer arm off. Don’t be fooled.

    • Arizona's solar-over-canal project will tackle its major drought issue

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  • I really hope this works. Also: banning water-intensive farming in dumb places might help.

    • Spotify will end service in Uruguay due to bill requiring fair pay for artists

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  • Considering that there are 0 Uruguayan artists on Spotify, it shouldn’t make any difference.