Lopen's Left Arm @ LopensLeftArm @sh.itjust.works

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What a piece of human garbage.

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I'm sober now, but back when I drank I always loved a martini made with equal parts gin and sweet vermouth with a splash of grenadine and a maraschino cherry.

In the name of religion.

Yay it's fixed! That was fast, thanks!

I absolutely love that bit!

Guess the executives didn't want to wait for him to take one of their planes and die naturally by getting sucked out at 35,000 feet when a door falls off.

The front fell off

John Oliver did a Last Week Tonight on Boeing, it was really eye opening how shifty they are. Definitely worth a watch, it's up on YouTube

Yeah it's only there when the navigation bar is disabled.

It's more like choosing between a hedgehog and porcupine Hitler who somehow retains a massive following of porcupine Nazis despite constant incoherent ranting about how windmills are an existential threat to the Third Porcupine Reich.

Not a difficult choice, I'll take the hedgehog.

It has.

You could've just said, "Yes."

Me too honestly, then again, I've never forgiven Netflix for canceling the OA so I can hold a grudge.

Trump lawyers:

I've met cabbages with more going on upstairs than this dingbat.

No, nothing Marjorie Taylor Greene says is remotely based in reality. There aren't secret Jewish space lasers either.

Damn, Republicans are really committed to being a Captain Planet villain now.