LookBehindYouNowAndThen @ LookBehindYouNowAndThen @lemmy.world

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Let my buy a vowel: is there an "A"?

Good God it's so funny how entitled conservatives are.

You know, you could have looked it up by now.

Here's a hint: it's 2025.

Go on, let those tears out.

It's okay to cry. I won't call you "good boy," but I'm here for you.

It's okay, I'm used to poodles having a little tantrum when they can't get what they want. It'll be better in a bit, champ. Now, do you want a cookie or a dog biscuit?

Is it cool and spiked? Or is it soft and fuzzy?

What do you call him? Daddy? Or master? I was thinking "master" at first, but the way you talk about him sounds distinctly sexual.

Are you about to start crying because you can't tell me what to do? Oh my god that's hilarious.

It's funny how proud you are to have a rapist in the white house.

I guess representation does matter, huh? Gotta get those good Christian votes somehow.

Does your collar at least have a little tag with your name on it? Did you get a little bed to sleep in by Master's footboard?

I've never seen someone so proud of their collar before. Maybe if you're a good boy he'll give you head pats.

I know, you cheer on the people who take advantage of you. It's very submissive of you, did they give you a collar or something for your loyalty?

It's so sad how reactionaries get everything they want and still can't be happy because they want everyone to agree with them.

You're like a wilting little daisy, beautiful and heartbreaking in your desperate, drooping deterioration. Thanks for sharing your pain with us.

And you call yourself a troll.

Weak stuff.

Only one talking about being a victim here is you, brah.

Imagine thinking taking a day off was a bad thing.

The things they've done to you. My god.

Ooh, looks like you need to calm down buddy!

Slurp slurp on that slop

Eliciting an emotional response is easy, are you proud when you take a dump, too?

It's cute that you think this place is full of liberals.

You laugh at the people telling you that you're being exploited, then put your snout back into the slop and root around for something else tasty in the culture war fight against liberals.

It's adorable how conservatives think they're being smart for getting pissed on like the rest of society, just because they like it.

I think we found someone who exclusively talks in thought stopping cliches!

The only thing that surprises me is that there was something to stop.

So brave 🫡

Right? Why would people hate the guy who does Nazi salutes, sends goons in to disrupt the services that our taxes pay for, bought a presidency, calls someone who rescued kids a pedophile, pretends to be good at things to get gamers to like him, jokes about the people whose lives he ruined, says "empathy is a weakness," shut down communication with Ukraine while they were at war, misgenders his own kid and spreads transphobic hate online, is a primary source of disinformation, and doesn't pay his fair share of taxes?

You're right, he sounds cool af... to dorks.

If a sentient balloon animal filled with smegma, nerves, and pus could gain the capacity for communication, then I would prefer it's company over that of Ted Cruz.

Reactionary centrists are the dumbest motherfuckers in the country. Now I know how Walter Sobchak feels: "Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."