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  • This meme reminds me of the one time I accidentally extracted the entirety of Minecraft onto my desktop and basically broke my pc lol.

  • You can have my drawing of a monkey that I valued at 1 billion dollar:

    No need to thank me.

  • Just launched 1.8.9 with the Prism Launcher and it looks fine for me. (I'm using Kubuntu 22.04.3 LTS)

    Maybe it's a java issue? Old Minecraft uses java 8, maybe try reinstalling it and seeing if that works. Best of luck!

  • What an unthinkable crime! You’ve been sentenced to give 25 head-pats or until she gets slightly annoyed and bites you.

  • This gives me anti-villain vibes and I’m here for it lmao.

  • Tumblr post transcription:

    disgruntledturtle

    Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat


    equalistmako

    “Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical... FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.


    seasonoftowers

    Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.


    thatickything

    well you did ask


    defilerwyrm (Profile badge × 8)

    Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.


    mrtacomam

    you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN


    kariachi

    Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 Ibs of meat.


    pulltheotheroneithasbellson

    plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.


    blueandbluer (Profile badge × 10)

    Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.


    the-unnecessary-commentary

    Tumblr is a multipolyhedron and we keep discovering newer sides. Either that or it’s an infinite onion.

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  • This feels like one of those artbreeder images that look normal but you can’t actually name anything in the image

  • Strange, which client are you using? On desktop it looks normal to me, here's a screenshot from my pov

    regardless it should be fixed now, thanks for letting me know ^^

  • Tumblr post transcription:

    greelin

    my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

    greelin

    (Screenshots of tags)

    can i guess everyone reblogging this is not a BMW driver

    posts that ppl who drive teslas or chargers cant understand

    the lord may move in mysterious ways but you don't have to!! #use your turn signals friends

    many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

    (Screenshots of tags)

    in massachusetts this makes you so quirky and different that they crucify you with hammers and nails

    Posts that could never be written by a massachusetts resident

    I hear they revoke your license for that in Massachusetts

    what the hell is going on up there.

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  • Thank you, I'm glad people appreciate these transcriptions ^^

  • ty :)

  • Sorry if this transcription isn't the best. I'm not sure what's the best way to transcribe the bottom image.

  • Tumblr post transcription:

    Anonymous said

    she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

    thesituation

    what the hell


    biverly-switzler

    (Still from the Disney movie Mulan 1998 in which Li Shang discovers Fa Mulan's true identity, at the top of the image is a text bubble implying that Li Shang is saying the Anonymous user's message.)

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  • Tumblr is doing a One Piece Netflix tie-in, and you can claim up to 50 free straw hat badges so this is what most of the site looks like now lol.

  • Tumblr Post Transcription:

    redstonedust (Profile badge × 59)

    i miss when Al generated content was bad. when the standard was like "i asked Al to show me a picture of a dog” and the result is just some furry flesh amalgam with 3 paws and a mis-centered face. when people asked Al to write it scripts for tv shows and it gave nonsequeter nonsense. genuinely got more value out of that because at least it was funny.


    redstonedust (Profile badge × 59)

    i dont want a realistic Al girlfriend trained on human conversations i want Als like cleverbot that gets stuck in a logic loop and insists my name is steve for no reason. i miss her.

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  • I really like this one, it’s detailed yet simple which works really well for an app icon! Personally I would love a download link, great job ( ◠‿◠ )

  • This post has more twists and turns than a roller coaster lmao, great post!

  • Chuck Tingle is the master of satire erotica, my personal favorite is "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Bad Boy Parasaurolophus."

    ::: spoiler Cover

    :::

  • Tumblr post transciption:

    ilovevalium-deactivated20230725

    (Image of multiple Pokémon in a river with the caption 'unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.')


    i-am-the-fourth-heat

    pikachu is drowning


    colourofthekites

    This ain't about him

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