LifeBandit666 @ Lifebandit666 @feddit.uk

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Until it fucks up and I miss work lol

That's not Jesus in your heart, it's a worm

Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.

I mean this God of theirs is shit, can't even get around satellites, didn't think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.

Also God invented Cancer.

By their own book, the bad guy thought the stupid naked people should have a bit of an education and the good guy punished them for trying to improve their knowledge base. Serpents rule!

I was taught in school that the real battle in the universe is between chaos and order. They gave it a fancy name, Entropy, but that was the gist.

So Chaos is God and Order is Satan. Live all hunter gathering under God or just go to the Supermarket under Satan, and spend the rest of your time doing other things, like making art or scientific theories.

Even now the Church is against progress. Don't let them Gays get married for fucks sake, the world will explode.

Hail Satan.

I currently have it watching my calendar and setting my alarms on my phone.

If I am on Early shift in my calendar it sets alarm for 5am, late shift, it checks if the kids are off school and if they aren't it sets my alarm for 7.30am.

If I'm on holiday and so are my kids, no alarms are set.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system

I came to say exactly what OP is saying. For your parents phones you just have to go in to their setting and turn the random Mac address off (for your WiFi) then if you go into the Known Devices yaml you can search for their (real) Mac addresses and rename the tracker to "Mums phone"

Then you can fire automations based on the presence of that device on your WiFi.

Bonus point is you can then have your Guest Mode trigger when your parents show up too, based off their Mac address. If you do this for all your friends that regularly show up you can have an automated Guest Mode.

Saying this as someone who used to use Life360, but it was a bit flaky and they are selling user data, so I switched to just the HA app and trackers

Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.

He also sings I Cum Blood

Next try Cannabis Corpse

It's all just water under the fridge guys

Getting off your box on occasion is human nature.

Depends if you factor in all the decisions that people have made using caffeine to keep them awake, that they wouldn't have made if they had just gone back to bed.

But you won't be counting them because it fucks your arguement, despite using it for weed.

Let it go

I would definitely have them know to check out Erowid + Wikipedia + Lemmy/Reddit and do their "homework"

Isn't the Internet amazing?

Absolutely, "drugs are bad mmmmkay?" is still how schools teach it.

I remember smoking weed for the first time and not even having a hangover. It me question EVERYTHING about drug policy.

I don't want my kids to question it, because they'll already know it's bullshit. I want them to ask their Dad.

My kids already know that "Drugs" means all the bad shit plus all the good shit. Cocaine, alcohol, paracetamol, ibuprofen, all drugs.

If you take too much paracetamol you can die. You can get addicted to coffee.

I heard in a film "If it comes out of the ground it's probably ok, pills and powders are bad news" and I couldn't agree more when it comes to recreational, so that's the line I'm gonna take.

Personally I think it's human nature to get off your box once in a while, I think it's what's shaped humanity into what it is today. I believe most religions probably came from a dude doing psychedelics and writing shit down.

Tell me Buddha never got fucked up. Jesus' holy oil was probably made from cannabis. Santa Claus is actually the Fly Agaric mushroom, it's red and white, and if you drink the piss of reindeer that have eaten it you can get fucked up and not die, a gift. Mead was originally magic mushrooms preserved in honey, until some started fermenting and they realised you don't need to put the mushrooms in there to get wasted.

So my kids will probably want to get off their box in the future. I need to educate them well enough that they get off their box on the safer stuff, not blindly take that pill their mate offers them.

I'm weekly paid and have monthly bills, so I saved up a month's worth of bills money and set up a second account. Then I worked out what each monthly bills costs me a week, added it all up and set a direct debit from my main account on pay day every week. That way I always have a month of money for bills as a buffer in case anything stops me getting a pay check.

Then I set up a little bit into a savings account every week too.

Now when I get paid I know that money is for food, petrol and fun because my bills are deducted before I even get out of bed.

When I run out of weed I go "Oh no I can't afford weed" then look at my savings account and go "Oh yes I can!"

This shit should be taught in schools.

I got myself debt free at the beginning of the year for the first time in a while. Slipped into my overdraft last month (cars suck!) and I've been hitting the overtime to whittle it back down. Goal is to start the new year debt free again.

I use my drugs policy for me-time too. Jobs get done before me-time. I'm trying to teach this to my kids then I can hit them with the Drugs Policy when they're older and just tell them it's the Me-time policy for money.

I shall! Gambling has never been my thing anyway, I lucked out finding my Wife at the age of 17. Hypersexuality? Well I may have been with her for over 20 years but she still puts out, so I should be fine with that. Drugs? I have a rule that I don't buy em unless I can afford em after all my bills have gone out, it's a spare change rule.

I think I'll be fine.

Come to the UK, we don't do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say "Alreight?" or "How do?" and that's it, job done.

UK here, I used to smoke Joints with tobacco mixed in. Gave up tobacco but still liked a joint.

I moved to a dry herb vape, and now only smoke a Joint very occasionally when someone offers me a cigarette, which is very rare because of the price.

I go "Yeah thanks" and put it behind my ear and tell em I'll get 2 joints out of that later.

Meh, I spend that on weed, and more on rum