It would take all of five minutes to not want that job. Very messy and dusty. And not good mess, but like old nasty stuff that's seeped under those tiles. Bonus the tiles might be asbestos. But if this sounds like a good time still, please report to your nearest US Army Recruitment Office!
Hi Engineer here. Nothing "just works"! That is a simple matter of perspective. Countless hours of mental anguish go in to projects with work arounds and bandaids, so something looks like it "just works".
And this perspective is coming from someone who has not used the product he is shitting on. I love my A1 mini. And will I upgrade the firmware? No, it already does what I need. But the majority of users who are not us are fine with a closed system. Hell, I think "normal" people even prefer closed systems. I also love my pain in the ass Ender 3 with my raspberry pi and octoprint.
It takes 9 hrs to fly from New York to Istanbul and then another 20 hrs to fly from Istanbul to the Dominican Republic.