LetterboxPancake @ LetterboxPancake @sh.itjust.works

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Yes!

Last week I've been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You're the boomer!

I don't mean you, you're probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

If that's available, good. What if that person was a prostitute to finance the education? I wouldn't exclude them because they had one career step you might find immoral.

So what would you pick? I'd rather take her than some religious nut that preaches/screeches abstinence.

A friend was an escort for a while and she's one of the most loving and caring people I know. I would trust her with everything, especially relationship advice.

I like that it's 2^8 people.

Edit: Apparently I'm not good at reading 😅

Tacocat

I bet she had a strong opinion on those.

Yeah, that's the reason I'm here. I wanted a recipe 🙄

WTF did I just watch?

Free speech is throttled. You might want to buy premium speech for only $19.99 per month!

"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

Recruiters writing an email:

Oh my God the drugs kick in and I'm overwhelmed by bullshit! I'm diarrheaing it all into my keyboard and mention non benefits and try to sell on site working as hybrid! Here's a joke so lame your toenails will curl up while reading! Oh God, now the drugs wear off and I need more!!!

Or make instant travel a killing. Straight to the moon.

Remember those Adidas pants you could open on the sides? We called those "Schnellfickerhosen" (Quick/Fast fucker pants) in Germany.

But it sounds as if the problem was that she owned cannabis, not currently being under the influence. Imagine having some beer in your fridge and not being able to own a gun. I might have misunderstood that part though.

I doubt she would have bought a good one :-)

Yeah, that's true. But watching the lock picking lawyer I'm not sure if a gun safe would be better 🙄

And while at it, drunk people seem a lot more aggressive than stoned ones. If they make weed and guns a problem, let's add alcohol as well.

I joked before, but your excellent answer made me seriously consider buying a kilt. I need to find out how the supply situation is here in Germany. Or I'll ask the seamstress that made my ex wife's wedding dress, she's working for the theater in my city as well. Maybe she'd like a challenge.

Thank you 💖