LetterboxPancake @ LetterboxPancake @sh.itjust.works

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And different drivers and different safety measures. That's just a whole other circus.

The drivers are pros though and there's every available safety measure built in the car, the clothing, the track, etc.

But... my pitchfork?

Listen buddy, I've got no written contract. But as far as I understood the arrangement here, I'm fed to sleep, poop in a box and shred the couch. Now get the breakfast going or I'll declare your face the couch.

I could have spared myself a lot of loneliness with that simple trick!

120" projector

I have four or five different types of scissors here, why am I single? Is it because my wife took the fabric scissors with her when we split up? I need to get new ones...

I've given up on smart TVs. Mine has never been connected to the internet. I slap a fire TV to it (yeah, I know. I'm weak...) and forget about it. If that gets too slow for the task I'll get a new one for 40€.

Your meetings have agendas? That must be nice.

I've never said he alone is responsible for everything. For example, he has loads of assholes trying to defend him online.

Good night.

Since when do leaders have to personally execute every command? He surrounded himself with yes men for decades.

So what you're saying is that there is a possibility he looked like Hulk Hogan?

I suppose you think the Russians have a right to invade, kill and rape Ukraine?

I don't think you can compare those situations. Putin has had everyone fall out the window that was a threat to his power. Or accidentally get himself stabbed with poison by a Russian agent. Or pour themselves poisoned tea definitely nobody else poisoned.

Retreat from Ukraine, then fall out of a window.

Mine prefer waffles. Best if banana is added.

Kale or the molecule?

Just mash it and cook until it looks as sad as you feel looking at it. Then cry while eating it right out of the pot on the kitchen counter.

I make a lentil salad from time to time. Just cook the lentils (I like red lentils for this because they cook so much faster), crumble some feta in when it has cooled off, olive oil, lemon juice and whatever you find and fancy. Shredded carrots work nice, some parsley, maybe rocket, diced tomatoes, walnuts, ...

You managed to turn the ship around from that first paragraph, impressive. I thought I'd like it as much as hardtack.