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  • CEOs can get bent through a videocall

    Found my new email signature ✨

  • Much appreciated

  • Is that Fred Armisen peeking* out from behind that bush?

  • I’m really good at getting cats to vocally respond to me. I don’t know if I’m just on their wavelength or what, but almost every time I start a convo with a kitty I get a response. Oddly specific, but also pretty fun. Kids love it lol.

  • I have the same superpower and I love all the Flow Free games. And you’re right, I can’t even explain to myself how I know what to do. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    I’m the same way with word puzzles/games, but I can’t even split a check without a calculator lol.

  • Smart! snorts line of pixy stix

  • Or as if they solely eat meat for the nutrients 🙄.

  • I could stare at this for hours.

  • My grandfather would say “Is your daddy a glassmaker?” And when we’d inevitably say no, “Then get from in front the tv!” Meaning we were in his way, as children tend to be lol. Me and husband use this all the time with each other.