LeroyJenkins @ LeroyJenkins @lemmy.world

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dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn't get any results... what's the point of a privacy search engine when you can't even use it when you need privacy?

I'm gonna buy you too windie

KOLANAK!!

on the anniversary of the day they got their asses handed to them by some bluecoats????

alright guys I'll take one for the team and buy the company

KOLANAAAK!

KOLANAK!

too bad it's Massachusetts though and all that money is going to funnel into the pockets of politicians via corrupt public works projects.

but it affects innocent people who wanna drink soda for fun or protect themselves

can't use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(

KOLANAK!

alright flik I'm gonna fuck you up ant mf

when I'm feeling lonely, I heat up a big block of mozzarella in the microwave until it's melted. I wait maybe 15 minutes until it cools to a body temperature and then I stick my big ol throbbing hand in there. it's very soothing.

it's actually true. I've seen her out of drag and she looks exactly like Napoleon

Point for vampires:

Not zombies

Are vampires

yeah the 60s were quite an elaborate time.

Albuquerque? more like Albuthrowingyourshitaway

ok hold on like why is everyone obsessed with zombies like come on slow shambling flesh eaters really?? have you SEEN a vampire? they're basically goth royalty with amazing cheekbones and they can turn into bats and compel you to do their chores ugh zombies are just like the participation trophy of the monster world and honestly vampires are the OG undead like have you read dracula that dude was basically a goth influencer setting trends for the afterlife and with the whole blood thing at least they have a semi-sophisticated diet unlike those braindead mcdonalds of the monster world like seriously gross and like super inconvenient plus vampires can like sparkle in the sunlight and have existential angst which is like the most relatable monster trait ever and zombies are just like mindless drones following the crowd

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this is fuckin cruel. child abuse fsure