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LemmyKnowsBest @ LemmyKnowsBest @lemmy.world
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Lemmy maintainer works on Lemmy while at prom

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  • You told someone to take a picture of you?

    • there was no prank

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  • We will log this as a confession from you that you're a mischievous prankster, a liar, and high on acid. Hope you're having a great weekend 😄

    • there was no prank

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  • You're a mischievous prankster & a fibber

    • Spotify CEO Daniel Ek surprised by how much laying off 1,500 employees negatively affected the streaming giant’s operations

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  • That title 😂 would make a good cross post for NotTheOnion

    • there was no prank

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  • I know it's not real because videos don't show up with a play button like that in my app

    • You don't want to embarrass yourself at the farm.

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  • Ok Mr Benedict Cumberschlong

    • Tesla’s profits sink as the company struggles with cooling demand

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  • Cuz he's the only one buying those glitchy cars anymore?

    • [OC] Basking

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  • How tortoise get into that position? 🤔

    • Lemmy maintainer works on Lemmy while at prom

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  • Someone took that picture of you. Which means that someone notices you enough to think you're rad.

    Anyway if someone was working on Lemmy while at prom, he would be my dream date. I'd rather be on Lemmy than at prom. Let's go to a hotel and stare at our smartphones together.

    • You don't want to embarrass yourself at the farm.

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  • What a lovely serene landscape you described❤️❤️

    And that's MIZ Grumpyknickers to you! 😂 🐮

    • You don't want to embarrass yourself at the farm.

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  • If you call that living, I'd hate to see the low points of your life

    • We text now, stop calling me.

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  • Why would the hospital do that? Don't they realize nobody answers calls that can't be identified?

    • POTUS posting

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  • When you stretch him out like that he kinda looks like John Travolta

    • The dudes on grindr just want to skip that step and come right to my basement

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  • The first date I had with a guy, he was all clean & yummy. The second date he didn't even bother to shower, smelled like piss & armpits 😕

    • Eternal Torment

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  • okay but your eternal free food & drink is nothing but celery and cow milk.

    • I shaved for the first time in a while so I could update a profile picture and my chin looks like this.

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  • I'm a woman.

    But since you mentioned it, the hottest & my favorite men I've been intimate with took care of grooming all over their bodies, no body hair. Smooth and clean everywhere.

    • I shaved for the first time in a while so I could update a profile picture and my chin looks like this.

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  • I got laser hair removal all over my body* fifteen years ago. Best decision ever.

    *got rid of all body hair except for eyelashes, eyebrows, and the hair on top of my head.

    • bath time

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  • As long as it's not a toaster, everything's going to be okay.

    • This rule is not for everyone

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  • So is that sign being misattributed to the putt-putt hole, and the sign actually belongs to an underwater cave?

    • sweating intensifies

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  • If it doesn't like your answer it doesn't say you're wrong. It just gives you another puzzle to solve. Even if you're right, sometimes it gives you multiple puzzles anyway. Don't sweat the small stuff.